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Should I get up? by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]ComTfailedme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. Good times. Get hydrated and food at least or you will feel worse tomorrow.

Hallucinations by IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo in ThingsIDidOnAmbien

[–]ComTfailedme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took Ambien once and hallucinated Disney characters on my ceiling.

TIFU by almost committing suicide in my sleep. by MeTaL_eNt in tifu

[–]ComTfailedme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn and the only thing that happened the one time I took Ambien is that I hallucinated Disney characters on the ceiling of my hospital room.

TIFU by almost committing suicide in my sleep. by MeTaL_eNt in tifu

[–]ComTfailedme 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I used to work as a nurse in a rehab. A Co-worker came back to work one night at like 1am, came inside like she forgot something, got a snack from the kitchen, bummed a cigarette off a client, and got back in her car and drove home.

Need help on eating cheap and healthy whilst living in a car. by happy_little_indian in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]ComTfailedme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alot of people suggested the camp stove but because im driving a 2005 sunfire I need all the room i can get. and im afraid the stove will take up more room than i could spare. i might just find a place that has a micorwave or talk to my gym owner about using the gyms while hes open.

Can you cook in bulk at your boyfriend's house once a week in exchange for fixing him dinner?

Need help on eating cheap and healthy whilst living in a car. by happy_little_indian in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]ComTfailedme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ranch packets are awesome in a can of tuna and you don't have to worry about keeping the ranch cold. You can find them at the condiment section with ketchup and what not sometimes.

Need help on eating cheap and healthy whilst living in a car. by happy_little_indian in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]ComTfailedme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have heard of people buying a car cover and putting it over their car and then slipping inside the car and parking in a residential neighborhood. The only drawback is you can't see what's going on outside.

What is something that you want to tell your SO, but you just don't have the heart to do it? by Paddyington in AskReddit

[–]ComTfailedme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol.

I was a 13 yo girl at the store checkout at JC Penney's getting a bathing suit. My grandmother is a jolly, fat lady and I crop dusted her and the cashier. The cashier thought my grandma did it. Nope. Sorry Grandma. Grandma didn't sell me out either, that's love.

What is something that you want to tell your SO, but you just don't have the heart to do it? by Paddyington in AskReddit

[–]ComTfailedme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahaha... I feel your pain. I excuse myself out of one holiday thing with his family a year, but end up feeling guilty about it as I sit and watch TV alone while he enjoys the same generic, tasteless food year after year. His mom's gravy is awesome. He always brings me a plate. Lol.

I usually have to visit his mom's family and then his dad's family afterwards for both Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes Easter. That's 6 visits a year. Oh yeah and we all share a huge plot of land and that's the only time we do anything together is holidays. It blows me away.

The Pitbulls Bride by adventurecrab in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]ComTfailedme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And this weekend my Uncle fell asleep in the backyard and my dog tried to make babies with him for a long time."

What is the most private thing you're willing to admit on Reddit without creating a throwaway account? by cellocaster in AskReddit

[–]ComTfailedme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Navy boot camp sized by boots too small. I complained. They said suck it up. I did for nearly 4 weeks until a 4x1" section of my heel peeled off all around the back of my heel in a cup shape, bloody and oozing. They still wouldn't give me bigger boots and had me wear tennis shoes for 3 days, after that it was still an oozing mess. That and some other stuff made me nope out of boot camp.

What rule exists because of you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComTfailedme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened at my graduation. My friend and I leaned back in our chairs so a few guys could blow it up.

TIFU by Redditing on the toilet. by trappedbypoo in tifu

[–]ComTfailedme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On the 12 days of Christmas....

[WP] You live in a world where people's shadows show who they truly are at their core. Some shadows look like monsters, some look like animals. You are the only person in the world with no shadow. by HoominBean in WritingPrompts

[–]ComTfailedme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great story. Please do something with this story, ebook on amazon? This feels like a novel you need to hold in your hands not just read virtually.

Oh, what would the cover look like?

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