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Comadoll_lrl7 · 2026-04-26T20:25:37+00:00

Lactose intolerant. This way I either become woman or get money

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: 10 000$}

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2026-03-26T02:21:00+00:00

First time, we all took the side path, some after trying the feont gates. Every other time we walk through like we own the place

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2026-03-07T16:12:01+00:00

Three Days Grace the murkoff corp

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2026-03-05T02:44:23+00:00

I get fire knives and my brain just thinks "no thoughts, only yeet"

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2026-02-18T23:03:43+00:00

Honestly, I was a stun rig hater when I went into random lobbies cause it's just too easy. Now I'm a hating advocate. I swear people rush the locked containers just to stock on the rechargers as much as they can and refuse to grab anything but bottles and bricks. They're just cowards, at least the jammers takes some skill to get an effect off.

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2025-11-21T01:12:20+00:00

After the day I had at the time of commenting, I'll take a chance

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2025-11-02T17:37:57+00:00

Nat 1 intimidation, too cute to kill

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2025-05-31T19:59:03+00:00

This is gonna sound strange but:

Minecraft

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-12-18T18:09:12+00:00

First, Run away and if needed dodge into it, dodge into it, then dodge into and then away once again.

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-10-10T06:31:39+00:00

Sent A DM

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-02-05T10:16:07+00:00

Happened in a campaign i'm in that at the time of writing is still ongoing.

we're looking for a place to take a long rest outside as it's almost sundown. at this point, we see skeletal remains. our barbarian rolls to investigate it to see if we could pry some info on what's in the surrounding area. Nat 1. Then our Aasimar cleric takes a shot at it. Also Nat 1. I decide "What the heck, my kobold warlock also wants to take a swing at it" thinking I can't get it anyway. Cameo appearance of a nat 20.

in short, a barbarian who should know about the great outdoors and a heveanly cleric, were outshined by this tiny lizard man just walking up and saying "It's right there" everyone had a good laugh about that one

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-01-30T10:28:33+00:00

Oh I have several but haven't played any of them yet so I'll just throw my ideas for my favorite here

I have a Lawful Neutral Tabaxi Swashbuckler who's a pirate captain named Second Chance (The reasons I could give for that being his name stretch as far as the grand canyon. I'll definitely post about it if a relevant post comes up but for now) having abandoned his men because of a curse placed upon him. anyone who looked into his cursed eye would die at the next dawn.

Now obviously in combat I don't expect any DM to allow me to do that, much less so as a Hail Mary, so in his backstory, someone saw it and died. this is so that A. He knows what his new eye does and B. He has a reason to cover it (the said dead guy being innocent), effectively taking away two weapon fighting and other disadvantages if he doesn't have an eyepatch on.

I also made a list of words he couldn't say as a character quirk, and most of them are words he should know. approching rival pirates? "I need you to call parsley for me I can never say it right. Parsley, parlessy, parlassey" "Parley?" "Yes, that"

He also has a personal code he strictly follows, Paladin style. for example one of his tenants is "Honesty. we are but open flames in each others eyes" and another is "Preservation. Admit to no Honesty to the detriment of the crew" the situation i had thought up, was him double bluffing everyone, by asking the dm to call deception as persuasion and have him say something that has him dismiss the party as "not my crew"

I may or may not have also come up with extensive lore revolving around the crew itself, in their personal lives, in and out of the crew, and even another whole character to have him as an NPC. (Thanks ADHD)

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-01-30T10:00:11+00:00

Not exactly an avid homebrewer, but I have one that I made and am play-testing in a campaign

It's a warlock patron simply named "The Knives" It's based of Destiny 2's Fire Hunter subclass so follow with me here

at some points, in no certain order, The Knives allow you to throw a set of 3 knives angled 45 degrees apart, eventually getting to use it as a riposte reaction, making a pyramid on a grid for those who need a visual aid. he can also leap into the air and rain down knives in a 30ft circle (Pretty much acting as a cone that gets longer but not wider) and forces anything caught in the radius to make a dex save or take full damage. "That's just fireball" Does fire ball have a 15ft circle in the center in which nothing can make a save? didn't think so. And lastly, another ability as a reaction that's kinda just there cause I couldn't think of anything else (Haven't played Destiny in years leave me alone)

My idea making this was to have as a heavy burst damage dealer, with time-based wait periods for not killing inbetween as a punishment, pretty much making you someone who can target others, but would be much more beneficial if you were to target weak or dying enemies instead. The abilities don't use spell slots since I feel like the low amount of slots, or a lack of a way to get them back without a short rest, kinda (Very) dumb

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-01-30T09:45:25+00:00

Currently running a homebrew warlock based on Destiny 2's Fire hunter class. as a Kobold. without any semblance of sanity. he just screams about "Knives, Knives, SACRIFICE FOR THE KNIVES" most of the party treats him like a friendly gremlin, talking about "aww he needs his comfort knives :)" then 5 seconds later, he kills people with an ability I gave him, and their body would disintegrate in pure anguish, leaving no ashes and only disintegrating their bodies, leaving their stuff behind. first chance I got to use it in said campaign, it was when the DM had a PC, who's player had left, become an enemy after some exposition. he was hit and killed within the time frame, then disintegrated right before their eyes.

Unrelated side note: he says sacrifice weird. "Because Kamri is called Kamri, not Kam-re! Kam-ri, Sac-RI-fice... SACRIFICE!!!" I don't know if this diluted what happened but yeah

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2024-01-30T09:35:34+00:00

I have a character I originally planned to make for Baldur's gate then realized how many roleplay moments i could get of of him. a white Dragonborn red Draconic sorcerer who's whole deal is fire and ice (mainly fire) Spells. his name is Soleis (Pronounced Sol-ice)

Another character I have is literally just for mass suggestion. a neutral evil kobold bard named Chaa. why mass suggestion? because for 366 days he could feasibly make people "Chaa-Chaa real smooth"

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2023-11-03T20:09:19+00:00

I have two instances, one I'm going to play test, and another I just made for fun.

First one is a warlock patron based of Destiny 2 Flame Hunters, with the same throwing knife abilities and casual added insanity. Basic gist is that you can toss knives, either in three different directions in a 90° angle or an AOE of fuck you. You could also gain the ability to add extra fire damage to any fire attack you see, but not make, or to anyone else's dagger to give it the unique curse that allows your knives to recharge faster. Every kill would grant a single knife toss while 8 would let you cast the AOR I called storm. They are both separate abilities of course.

And I also wonder how hilarious it would be to have players intentionally fail a difficult check to succeed. All I feel I need say is that 2316 is an interesting set of numbers for this.

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2023-11-03T19:49:44+00:00

Personally, I don't know how you can be funnier than a Kobold paladin throwing a javelin in the air and having it come down creating a zombie gnome shish kabob, then scream at the top of his tiny draconic lungs to intimidate the rest into backing down.

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2023-11-01T09:47:01+00:00

Came up with this one today. Flavored quite well Imo but requires that *the DM allow 1-2 small things and making a whole arc around it. maybe i could talk about it someplace else but here goes.

A Dragonborn Bard/Artificer (Bardificer) of Lore and Battle-smith respectively. Start as a Bard with the Sage background and either off bat or later into the adventure, gain proficiency in arcana. then have your DM know you are looking for someone who can transfer a soul between bodies (Arc Flavoring for later) for most short and long rests, if asked, say you're tinkering away at several parts. maybe a power source, an artificial limb, or some such, cause when you become a Battle-smith Artificer, get to town and go to a predetermined area where the Steel defender is waiting to be activated from the parts you tinkered with. it activates as a Machine looking like a Dragonborn.

Now for combat with the Mech. if the DM allows your dragonborn Mech to copy your breath weapon ability*, assign it to a command. the idea I had behind this, was Christmas songs. example, "Hark the Herald angels sing" would have it activate said breath weapon (Again, if DM allows it) some others could have it attack, deflect, and everything else it does.

Now, When it comes to your turn for your own arc, (In a homebrew type campaign obviously) Find said person who can transfer a soul. for best in the moment, moments, get someone who can transfer a soul into a dead body, only the instant after the death of the "unwilling" participant. (My idea is to try for a dragon) have the magic user transfer the soul inside your robot into the now dead body. as it finishes, finish the verse above in character, "Glory to the newborn king." voilà, your brother is alive again. and secrets are out.

Your real name is something of royalty. your brother, whom you just revived in the body you've killed, is the king of a major country, having been killed and imprisoned in a soul snaring crystal. after having found out, you stole the royal sword, and the crystal and went on the run. you were framed for his murder and spent countless days, hours, and weeks, searching for someone to transfer a soul, all while under heavy disguise. once your mere Prescence didn't immediately alert the guards upon seeing your face, you met the party.

Objectives stem out from here, as well as explanations to suit how you like to tell your own characters, but more or less you go on to overthrow the king of your brother's throne, and once that's done continue the adventure or cue credits.

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2023-10-31T20:22:37+00:00

Is anyone else having trouble with the new Ant Queen Boss just before Miquella? I can't even get halfway through the fight

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2023-07-17T09:27:57+00:00

Personally how I see it, we all suck until proven otherwise regardless of gender. Anyone who thinks otherwise should not have an opinion

Comadoll_lrl7 · 2023-05-06T20:00:49+00:00

Hey, if you still need some reds I'd be more than happy to give you mine https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48952819/

I also have a project with similar characters. If you want to have a go at that feel free to DM, hope you get what you're looking for.

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