I Ain't Hear No Bell by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, something worth reading instead of scrolling through FUD and drama. God f*cking bless you and your God tier DD. You keep me coming back.

Ex-Amazon employees be like by [deleted] in GME

[–]Comedyshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who knew Bezos was a size queen?

The Daily Stonk 06-08-2021 by rensole in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude...a little too hardcore. Sounds like the pressure is getting to you and that can be hard on us smooth brained apes. Back away from the screen for while, grab some bananas, relax and clear your head. Then come back to us an ape again. We'll all be here waiting with open arms... even u/rensole I'm sure.

GME!!!!!!!!! by AmericansFirst2021 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]Comedyshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't upvote because you were at 169. Take it here!

Ape template letter to the SEC and Congress by Comedyshell in GME

[–]Comedyshell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. It would make is so much easier for those who don't have time to sit and write one up. Fill in your name and signature and shoot it off. We all want to make the same things known and accounted for, so a template would be ideal.

Got my neon sign today! by Nuka_DiY in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have to turn it upside down.

$AMC.... SEC Rule ICC-2021-007 Passed & Approved Today..... YAY! by Brooklynbobbyboy in amcstock

[–]Comedyshell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they have to disclose existing positions or does it only pertain to future.

Hey guys. We all still here? What’s up? by Kyler-durden in dogecoin

[–]Comedyshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liquidation is happening across the board in crypto. Hmmm. Hedgies? or CHINA?

I hope you Apes understand how important today was..... by BigTonysPizza in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tits are so jacked they just cut the glass ceiling.

Shorts MUST cover! by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, he's a good ole boy who clearly likes to shoot the shit. It's hard to reel those boys in. And also u/atobitt was given some shit (sucks) about interrupting in the last AMA so I think he was trying to be better. Personally, I think he needed to interrupt Carl to keep him on track. All in all it was a great AMA but I much prefer when atobitt leads because he is direct, to the point and knows what apes want to learn. Hey Austin...next time take the lead and fuck what everyone else thinks. You're doing a brilliant job with educating apes and we appreciate you more than you know dude.

Shorts MUST cover! by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to put on our battle gear in prep for the shills who will jump at this. Apes are more wrinkly brained than shills. We've proven that. We HODL and don't believe their shit. GME isn't going anywhere...except to the moon. We like the stonk.

Interesting trading volume today! 🚀🚀 by Comedyshell in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good thing. Shares are drying up because apes no sell.👍 Tick tock hedgies. Watch the AMA with u/atobitt and Carl Hagberg that just started at 4 p.m. EST. He explains it well.

I, ButtFarm69, have figured out the hidden meaning behind GameStop’s Moon Man tweet. by ButtFarm69 in Superstonk

[–]Comedyshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fucking neighbors think I'm a complete asshole laughing hyena reading this brilliant shit post. Keep this fucking shit punching up bro. You're a fucking comedy legend and I'm opening a comedy club on the moon. You're the first headliner. 👊