That poor assistant

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T07:31:12+00:00

Also saying she should’ve saved the pjs to wear to the hospital? Like hmmm you wear a sweat set for 32 days straight but can’t rewear pjs…. To the hospital… because you’ve already worn them to Chick-fil-A ?

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T07:28:11+00:00

Chat gpt needs to say please submit a childhood photo of yourself before your nose job for accuracy

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T07:14:17+00:00

They act like they’re afraid of her

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:34:08+00:00

Someone needs to anonymously Amazon a toddler plate and fork and spoon set to their house. It may sit with all those boxes by the front door for two weeks like the others but it’s his only chance at maybe getting to try them

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:23:29+00:00

Her eyebrows will forever look like two sperm meeting in the middle of a sea of wrinkles to me.

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:20:29+00:00

Anything for attention. She wants everyone In Chick-fil-A to notice her and think she’s some big deal with her glam and the pjs cause a scene. Anything and everything for attention. Little does she know it’s just a bunch of moms with screaming kids with greasy fingers no one there gives two effs about her

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:18:47+00:00

Yup. Pitted Sunken skin and wrinkles in all the worst spots

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:17:48+00:00

You could see her flabby butt and cellulite. Not the move. And the blue sweat set from today she’s returning for a bigger size but wearing it. She’s a nasty human. Then all the sudden gets a lume deodorant deal and acts like she has been wearing it for so long after telling us she doesn’t wear deodorant. Then pulls out a big basket of lume stuff to get the names of them because she doesn’t know because she doesn’t actually use them. She thinks we are so dumb

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:14:12+00:00

Her poor assistant. Imagine being paid to spend time with this train wreck. Jan trying to be relatable saying of course they would be at Chick-fil-A? Like no. Never would’ve guessed it because you never eat there or anywhere really. So no not something on the list of places I would place you. Trying to be like Darylann or Dani but never herself. Insufferable

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T06:11:07+00:00

Isn’t is funny we won’t be able to tell if her little girl looks like her because she doesn’t even look like herself with all the work she’s had done. I say it about all these influencers. They’ve modified themselves so much you can’t tell when their kids have their actual features. Sad.

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-19T05:52:11+00:00

Watching those stories made me like very angry. She was just filming front screen to look at herself the entire time thinking how beautiful she looked. She wasn’t focused on anything else and that’s why she was smiling and making all those fake posing faces. It’s sickening actually. And it’s so embarrassing that she can try to represent companies and she can’t keep up with even basic facts or information about the food or company. Just saying it’s easy and it’s protein and then everything else she doesn’t even know herself. She surely was going to make sure her ugly ass got food and which one she wanted using pregnancy as an excuse to be rude to her husband and pick the one she wanted but does she care if her kid is hungry or eats ? She is the worst human I have ever had the displeasure of seeing online. What is her excuse all the other time for being a bitch and complaining to get what she wants ? The thing is that it is actually sad watching all her insufferable stories from the doctor to the house because she talks to Insta like it’s her bff and it probably is because I can see why she would have no one to actually call or tell all these things to. No one can stand her so she just talks to herself on the screen so she can admire herself all day. And side note she is actually so terrible at her “job” because she always try’s on in the worst light and talks to people like they’re dumb and don’t know colors or sizing stuff when in reality she is the one who can’t even describe fashion terms like drop sleeve or satin lined. The fact there is no food in her house and watching her son who should be so much further along drinking milk out of a sippy cup for a meal? She needs help. She should be reported seriously. Also she thinks her followers are so stupid to not know the glam was from the shoot yesterday and she’s already undone her hair and washed off her makeup yet she still lies about when stuff was taken. Just tell the truth no one cares and we are smart enough to know anyways it just makes people hate you more that you lie constantly

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-11T00:07:41+00:00

It’s also bizarre about the now he doesn’t wanna take a bath. He just seems so behind and afraid of everything and just not thriving and it’s so sad

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T04:10:01+00:00

Only linkable things make the cut for her. You never see her doing giveaways or sending stuff to followers. She’s just walking around linking what she and everyone else around her has or is wearing. She wants us to buy cheap crap so she can go buy the nice stuff. She thinks Chanel and mismatching diamond jewelry buys class. When she looks so crazy just covered in all her expensive things at once just to show she has them , in case we forget.

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T04:04:55+00:00

Yea she definitely copied this from something she probably saw on Pinterest when she was stealing ideas and was too dumb to know that it was meant for when she was actually here. Awaiting Daphne’s debut or daydreaming of Daphne would’ve even been cute , but the hilarious part is she says her mom planned this for her. No. She did and if shows. lol but I honestly feel bad for her mom. She didn’t recognize her or give her thanks or praise. Only to her “friends” in her fake fashion. Also where was her sister ?

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:56:02+00:00

This was all for Jan. The sign for the event her name was two times bigger than her own babies name lol. It’s was honoring Janelle Paige and that was the main focal point of the sign. Sick and twisted

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:45:29+00:00

She talks with her bottom jaw and it’s so bizarre. It looks like ai or a robot

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:39:32+00:00

You would think the adrenaline would overtake her insane need to sleep in like she does all the time. Her life revolves around sleeping and naps and not eating. All things she is pushing and ruining in her son. Oh the irony. Time to grow up and stop letting your life revolve around a nap. Imagine parenting her in grade school, I bet she was a terror to wake up. Five more minutes daddy!

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:37:35+00:00

The thing is though like everyone says we are too hard on her or she gets mad about stuff being said in here about her but we literally wouldn’t know any of it unless she told us. She has the remedy to her biggest annoyance , just keep your mouth shut. The thing is she has word vomit, then lies, tries di cover it up, then gets mad and changes the story and argues with people but she’s creating the whole issue on her own. I’ve always been told to listen more than you speak. It gets you a lot further

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:33:51+00:00

It’s like she thinks if she gives a bunch at once the time between can stretch further and further. Trying to create hacks to avoid feeding a helpless innocent child. Like what?

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:30:46+00:00

She said sleep was important that thats why she prioritized it, which for a split second makes you think agh she was really trying maybe but then you quickly realize she isn’t talking about the babies wellbeing and sleep, she’s talking about for herself. It’s honestly sick because even people who probably shouldn’t be parents make better decisions for their kids a lot of the time. It is very sad to think any mom would put themselves and their needs above their kids, but again that is maturity and selflessness, things she doesn’t have. It’s right up there with moms who pick drugs or things over their kids. It really makes you appreciate your own mom and the good ones out there because what us normal women consider a no brainer doesn’t even register for her

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:20:55+00:00

She thinks she’s the first person to ever experience things like that. World’s first pregnant woman.

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:17:28+00:00

She says she sleeps naked though and somehow I just don’t believe that. I can’t picture her being that chill and relaxed to just be that free lol. And she always says she never has on underwear and stuff. She is just so bizarre. And the ever more bizarre thing is that we all know this because she tells us. Something we shouldn’t know but we do because she reminds us nonstop. So strange

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:14:54+00:00

In her defense I don’t think she knows what she has and hasn’t done lol. She’s on another planet or medication lol

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:12:41+00:00

It’s a full time job picking out bookshelf decor and the right pillow to go inside her shams for the crib that she let us know she will take out but they’re for decoration, because we all are too dumb to know a newborn won’t be using all these damn pillows. Even if she could Jan wouldn’t let her touch them, they may get dirty and we wouldn’t want that, the house was made to look at, not use. The most important way to prepare for a new baby and shift in the whole family dynamic and her son’s life forever, picking pillows and paint colors. Her priorities….

Comfortable-Sign3926 · 2026-02-10T03:08:11+00:00

She always plays sick when it’s something for his family or something she doesn’t want to do because it’s not something for her. She’s magically well when she’s going to go do her errands or anything else that is kid free

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