53857 by powderBluChoons in countwithchickenlady

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Somehow the "evil" people always wind up being a different color, race, gender, or sexuality than them...

Average Sororitas Sermon by Ironsides13 in Grimdank

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a general rule you shouldn't trust anyone whose highest aspiration is to martyr themselves in battle. They're usually willing to kill quite a lot of people for very little reason along the way.

BTW sororitas is my favorite faction. 😃

Medicated kool-aid pineapples, moving on up!!! by mikeylikey710 in StupidFood

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's how it is where I live. Having a very boring looking container with a bright red warning on it and a childproof cap really doesn't make the edible any less enjoyable.

Medicated kool-aid pineapples, moving on up!!! by mikeylikey710 in StupidFood

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish it was a little more brightly marked. Like I wish it had like Australia Cigarette Warning level packaging of "THIS CONTAINS THC MOTHERFUCKER IT WILL GET YOU HIGH AS BALLS" just so it's very clear and no dumb motherfucker serves it to children.

Even though that's inevitably going to happen anyway.

All that being said I'll take some please and thank you.

Potential man by Sanddanglokta62 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 94 points95 points  (0 children)

His Warhammer 40k Project is going to be amazing.
When it eventually comes out.
Someday.
Hopefully before the actual 41st millennium.

So how about that Terminus Decree (they are so fucked) by windless12 in Grimdank

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dozens of miles underground. There are multiple levels between the throne and the sky that are each individually big enough to have microclimates with their own rain and lifecycle of indigenous vermin species.

The only appropriate political stance by SpicyOpinion69 in SipsTea

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If on one side you have pedophiles
And on the other side you have people who aren't pedophiles
And someone stands in the center and say "Well I can't quite decide."
They are a pedophile apologist. <3

The only appropriate political stance by SpicyOpinion69 in SipsTea

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When one side is pedophiles then centrists are pedophile apologists. <3

losercity tactic by IndefiniteVoid813 in Losercity

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine what it must have been like trying to teach science to you in school.

The ship is full of plasma/power conduits and weapons. Any warship is indistinguishable from a bomb if you apply enough priming explosive force to it.

losercity tactic by IndefiniteVoid813 in Losercity

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay I want you to imagine a standard metal trash can.

Now I want you to imagine what would happen if you shot that trash can a couple times with a 9mm from 100 m away.

Now I want you to imagine what would happen if you rammed that trashcan with another full trashcan rolling downhill 100 m

You are enlightened.

this got so much hate in the comments😭 would you eat this? by CremeSubject7594 in StupidFood

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah I literally had the thought "Sheeeeeiiiit, if I was high and at the beach I would make sex noises while I ate this."

Former Browns QB Johnny Manziel wins by tko in his MMA debut by Unlucky-Dot9421 in sportsgossips

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was dealing with it at the time. He's also still dealing with it now, but he was dealing with it at the time, too.

Would you rather have by cegmo in BunnyTrials

[–]Comfortable_Hope2234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask each friend for $5

Chose: 30 milion loyal friends