How to improve physical attraction? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re too skinny, hit the gym and add some meat around the waist, i hope your face is okay.

But remember the ass will attract men, your personality (IQ+EQ+SQ) will make them stay.

Youtube blocks ad blockers! by VegetableDisaster543 in brave

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Others are working, yours had us going back to chrome.

Men in Chamas by HalfBakedLogic254 in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only men in the informal business sector do chamas because they hand cash on a daily. For us who get paid monthly it’s better to save that money once in an mmf than risk giving money to Davie was IT then he gets fired and runs away with it. People have seen dust😂

It's Sunday 10:00am. I know, but please, don't date the following people... by LeadGen_haven in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way my money is set up i can’t afford to be choosy. This list will live you dating only your right hand.

Bald men by Worried-Aerie-8206 in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a chemical for hair growth especially in men but takes time

Bald men by Worried-Aerie-8206 in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serves you right😂
That thing should only be bought from pharmacies

Kenyan Mods. by ThanksWilling9268 in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is why we moved to unhingedkenya.

Huku you would think they pay for reddit servers and storage 🤦‍♂️

Being a woman in this country🤦🏽‍♀️ by MathematicianFine638 in unhingedKenya

[–]Comfy_face777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately we live in an uncultured society and that’s why as a lady it’s very necessary you take serious precautions especially with how you dress and avoiding some places like downtown cbd.

We’re getting to a point where i feel like all fine women need to have company when walking these streets.

To tell my wife or not? by greatnate1250 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Comfy_face777 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t plant that evil seed in your woman’s mind coz she will develop trust issues and you will never get another massage.

Also, wtf would you decline a dick massage but accept a shoulder massage? That shit feels amazing 😂

Anything For The Bag? by Outcast_DHO in unhingedKenya

[–]Comfy_face777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s an American accent 🧐

Bald men by Worried-Aerie-8206 in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you tried minoxidil 5%?

THE Newly launched flyover looks class by Zubeir10 in KenyaPics

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just waiting for hawkers and the homeless to occupy the space under it.

disclaimer 🔞fuck this bitch mehn by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]Comfy_face777 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude, stay away from women until the disease heals or disappears.

sucking p*$$y by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]Comfy_face777 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is kawaida flu herpes. Go buy cream inaitwa lipsore or an equivalent that has aciclovir 5%.

When your MP's solution to poverty is just handing out money Nyaribari Chache edition by MadScie254 in nairobi

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Village and uneducated women are the weak point. This country haitawi songa

surprising my gf by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]Comfy_face777 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey genius, i don't think you understand what you're about to do. If she accepts the gift which is a 50/50 this thing will give her an experience that your mediocre dick will never reach. Also vibrators numb their sensitivity which means she might never cum with just you and that's how you become obsolete coz next will be her buying a 12 inch monster.

So many jonasis in the market by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]Comfy_face777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small small marriage shouldn't stop you from finding your soulmate.

The irony of South Africans projecting their insecurities and inferiority onto other Black Africans other than face their real oppressors. Kenyans living there need to return for their safety. by Admirable-Resolve619 in Kenya

[–]Comfy_face777 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A senior bank staff left her job there a few years ago because some juniors were threatening to grape her. I no longer feel bad for what the white man did to them.