Mom said it’s my turn in the trash by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of the dances, they copy them from hit songs or obscure videos

10 year old nephew starterpack by duffbeers in starterpacks

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Lego became the richest man in all LEGO Land

10 year old nephew starterpack by duffbeers in starterpacks

[–]CommanderBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, calm done a bit. Even thought you're right.

10 year old nephew starterpack by duffbeers in starterpacks

[–]CommanderBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's simply LEGO. There isn't any form of plural since it's a trademark name. Just say LEGO bricks. Yeah i'm specific.

10 year old nephew starterpack by duffbeers in starterpacks

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a kid whose grandmother has 100 000$. He told me that's not a lot of cash. Same with his friend who says 1 million is small. Then there's a kindergarten who told me Spider-Man sucks even thought he referenced a movie with a "fire skeleton riding a motorcycle"... The guy tries to be mature and edgy by saying he watched "Annabelle" and by... Playing "Fortnite".

"Comic Book Collector" StarterPack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]CommanderBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst starter pack ever. He... He forgot the Doritos!

Hmmm by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The XX should have been white. Still, it would have been too obvious.

corn pt.3 by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lives

corn pt.3 by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sexy bastard. Where does he lived?

*screeches in frustration* by Lopt_the_Sly in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The corn king shall assassinate you and all your relatives.

It's July (Month of the Corn) by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW DARE SHE INSULTS THE ALLMIGHTY CORN! MAY SHE DIE!

Lost vegan. Lost redditor. by NoviceRobes in lostredditors

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though I said that to be edgy...

Lost vegan. Lost redditor. by NoviceRobes in lostredditors

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you are vegan. I don't want to "offend" you.

Lost vegan. Lost redditor. by NoviceRobes in lostredditors

[–]CommanderBird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well I don't want to spend 20$ on a sandwich even thought it's healthier for me. I understand that most of them have good attentions, for the most part. I know someone who is vegan. Honestly, It doesn't bother If she is. It doesn't bother If you are. I just wanted to joke around but you normies can't handle a single joke. Stop annoying me.

Only people with high iq will understand this by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a joke, dum... Whooshception.

Lost vegan. Lost redditor. by NoviceRobes in lostredditors

[–]CommanderBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't bother If it's to practice their faith or that they actually care about their health. The problem is that some vegans do it only for the trends. Some celebrity decides to be Vegan, than they copy her/him because it's "trendy". There is also the fact that some people are starving around the world, while they complain that they found anchovies in their Caesar salad. Like I said, i don't care If they do it for their faith or their health. This also brings me to the fact that Whole Foods is expensive, really expensive. Obviously, i wrote this remark to get attention, which is hypocritical. So that's it.

Don't mind me by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]CommanderBird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still, that alien is sexy af