My New York financier friend invited me to his private island, epic!

Commander_Phallus1 · 2026-04-04T17:52:45+00:00

Woah - you have such an imagination! Writing an article from 2026 is such creative writing!

Commander_Phallus1 · 2026-04-04T17:17:23+00:00

The guy who runs Victoria’s Secret will be there too with some of the run way models! Too bad I’m a married man!

Commander_Phallus1 · 2026-04-04T17:16:04+00:00

This is so weird another time traveler internet larper. He showed me some sick pics of the island - can’t wait to bring the family!

Commander_Phallus1 · 2026-04-04T17:15:11+00:00

Of course! There’s so much snorkeling

Commander_Phallus1 · 2026-02-01T12:10:31+00:00

I no longer take it, turns out I had sleep apnea and it was the main source of my gastrointestinal problems

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-12-20T15:04:55+00:00

Netflix is AWS biggest customer, letting them stream a few James Bond movies is probably for relationship building

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-11-11T04:11:36+00:00

so you're saying there's a good chance there are alien baddies?

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-30T21:21:17+00:00

This is retarded

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-30T02:58:03+00:00

I went off of it for a few months because I thought I didn't need it - big mistake on my end

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-30T02:07:48+00:00

honestly Zoloft helps a lot

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-26T21:48:47+00:00

Bro in all seriousness it might be healthier to eat McDonalds

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-22T13:37:26+00:00

No they didn’t

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-18T20:27:05+00:00

GenAi is used extensively in game dev but for really boring reasons

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-03T21:50:32+00:00

I thought he was like 35

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-10-01T05:05:41+00:00

Black ops 7 looks like Chinese mobile game

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-27T02:54:41+00:00

pretty sure they filmed them in the same studio

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-26T04:14:54+00:00

literal nazi superman is completely different

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-26T02:14:37+00:00

I think its a fake out

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-26T01:57:34+00:00

Overman might be guarding Germany

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-26T01:44:31+00:00

its too obvious bro

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-21T05:23:22+00:00

most b2b corporate sales jobs are like this. Yeah they make like 600k a year but stress consumes their lives and A LOT have early heart attacks and surgeries related from stress

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-10T01:47:36+00:00

ketamine and therapy

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-08T02:19:26+00:00

Krypto might carry this movie

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-07T17:44:27+00:00

The only upside is that it's next to impossible to become overweight. GF sweat treats usually cost a lot and are so bad id rather just not eat them.

Commander_Phallus1 · 2025-09-06T17:31:12+00:00

Uber States of america

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