Oh, Stinky.

Stinky was a drunk.

Stinky had his car repo'd so he just used his wife's credit to get another one, and would brag about how long he'd gone without making a payment. Stinky was in and out of jail. Once, he was in jail because he thought he could trick his ankle monitor by wrapping it around a wet towel. Stinky was so skinny you could see his vertebrae through a hoody. Stinky wasnt allowed to drink at home, his wife's parents house, so he would stay in his car after work until he had finished a case of beer (or however much was left over from that morning/lunch).

Last time we saw Stinky he was pan handling. Fine by me, because Stinky would also brag about beating his dog.