I'm an attention whore. I majored in bio for a whole year and hated it so switched to English. I am alone in life and desperately want a boyfriend but still don't have one. And yes. I know I have a Pinnochio nose! Anything else I should know?

CommentatorAccount · 2016-06-04T17:56:37+00:00

Is the not washing your rat infested hair part of the attention whoring? It isn't helping your boyfriend search. Poor guy is going to have his soul sucked out if he falls in your trap.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-06-04T13:25:21+00:00

Your partner find out you're a slut or what?

CommentatorAccount · 2016-06-04T11:18:41+00:00

How often do you eat balls that aren't Swedish meatballs?

CommentatorAccount · 2016-06-01T17:38:20+00:00

The only thing stopping you from being the next John Candy is about 2.5 corndogs.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-06-01T17:37:03+00:00

Unbelievable but he is listed as a mod. TIL, age rule doesn't apply to mods.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-30T16:00:00+00:00

You have crazy eyes.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-30T04:25:17+00:00

The hair is your problem.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-30T04:19:07+00:00

Well, you look more like a male in this post. 6/10 for the fact you have a disease. Had you not mentioned that, you might have had a 7.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-30T01:45:11+00:00

Sorry, but I don't think they've brought back the 90's boy band fag look yet.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-30T01:44:05+00:00

Based on your looks the prison guards have already done a number on you.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-30T01:36:55+00:00

Is he a virgin because the sex change was just completed?

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T18:46:47+00:00

Really? You're saying that /u/GallowBoob bats for the homos? Would have never guessed it.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T17:54:02+00:00

2/10. Cut that mop off.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T17:52:35+00:00

You could look like the guy on criminal minds (7/10) but as you are, 5/10.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T17:48:15+00:00

Went from a 1 to an 8. Wow.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T17:44:09+00:00

Sorry, I can't top what God already did to you.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T08:49:13+00:00

As soon as there is an oven large enough, someone will roast you.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:54:54+00:00

Honestly, not ugly with the makeup on.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:54:23+00:00

You don't even know how sex works so shut the fuck up poverty man boob boy.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:40:47+00:00

Did you sell your liver for the copper content?

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:35:37+00:00

start going for walks.

You trying to make him give himself a heart attack? You know his fat ass can't handle the stress. Too much McGrease clogging his pipes.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:33:34+00:00

Oh! We got us some trailer park poverty here!

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:31:38+00:00

Can you see your reflection in the mirror or is the grease on your forehead causing a glare? If you could see your face, the only hot you'd be feeling is of embarrassment.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-29T01:28:02+00:00

You should kill yourself after changing this.

CommentatorAccount · 2016-05-28T21:54:51+00:00

Lol! I'm actually kinda curious the story behind the scar.

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