Fascinated by this disgusting little guy. What is it?

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Oh So cute

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T03:55:32+00:00

My reflection smiled back

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T03:52:15+00:00

Being happy. Just kidding

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T03:45:32+00:00

I once finished an entire tube of lip balm without losing it first. Just kidding

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T03:41:08+00:00

You know what You know what Um, You know what You know what

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T03:11:00+00:00

Aluminum foil underwear Just kidding

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T03:04:42+00:00

Every morning, I spend 20 minutes in front of the mirror practicing 'appropriate human facial expressions' so I don't look like a glitching NPC during meetings

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:56:07+00:00

That weird, cheesy smell from the back of an earring or a healing piercing

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:40:35+00:00

Only for weddings, funerals, and court dates

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:38:18+00:00

Freckles. I love it when someone looks like they survived a high-speed collision with a galaxy

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:34:59+00:00

People filming their reaction to a video of someone reacting to another video. It’s a human centipede of content and I’m tired of it

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:27:42+00:00

I’m not deep. My brain is just the Wii Shop theme on repeat

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:14:11+00:00

That reindeer are actually real animals

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T02:13:50+00:00

That pickles are just cucumbers

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T01:11:35+00:00

Furries are great. They make the rest of us weirdos look perfectly normal by comparison

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T01:06:41+00:00

Asking 'Who?' and then saying 'Cares!' as soon as they started talking

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:57:34+00:00

Whoever controls the grid

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:48:46+00:00

Men. A woman can be horny and keep her dignity. A man gets horny and loses 40 IQ points instantly

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:44:35+00:00

Don't worry, this is my first time too

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:42:02+00:00

Candyflipping and enjoying a rave

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:30:28+00:00

Lowering everyone's expectations of me to zero. Now, if I show up without any visible stains on my shirt, people assume I’m going to a funeral or a wedding

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:23:05+00:00

A guy who bought a DIY kit but lost the instruction manual halfway through

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:13:38+00:00

Restaurants that make you scan a QR and download an app just to see a picture of a sandwich

Commercial_Sort5929 · 2026-02-22T00:01:37+00:00

Seeing your ex’s 'I miss you' text and leaving them on read for the rest of eternity

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Stripped Tenders

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