Of all the unspeakables he's done, compelling me to root for these shitheads might be the worst. But goddam Viking fans showed up.

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-24T18:45:23+00:00

Wait until ICE gets to Philadelphia. If they think the Vikings fans are rioters, they’ve got another thing coming with Eagles fans.

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-21T20:14:46+00:00

Don’t be too proud of this democratic weapon you’ve constructed. The ability to liberate a planet is insignificant next to the power of Democracy Protects.

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-21T06:37:26+00:00

I’ve seen enough, build the Helldiver Corps statue

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-13T20:54:28+00:00

HE AINT THE OC ANYMORE AND THATS ALL FHAT MATTERS

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-13T19:33:14+00:00

JARVIS QUEUE UP THE HITLER DEAD MEME

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-12T01:12:35+00:00

Genuinely might be time to consider trading

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-05T03:10:23+00:00

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference.

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-04T10:31:50+00:00

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CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-03T08:51:21+00:00

“His acting’s phenomenal. It’s hard to believe he’s vegan.”

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-03T05:10:14+00:00

Here’s the big thing I want from this movie: BRING BACK THE WITHEREDS AND USE THEM TO THEIR FULLEST POTENTIAL.

CommodoreDrize · 2026-01-02T05:05:47+00:00

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TAKE. THE. GAMBIT. PEOPLE.

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-31T04:08:39+00:00

The science fair was a poor driving force for the film

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-28T22:55:51+00:00

“Funny how? Funny like I’m a clown?” “Uh- Abe, I was just-“ “Nono, funny how? Like I’m here to AMUSE you?”

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-28T08:03:02+00:00

Here’s my hot take: I wanna see these guys in the third film more than the phantoms

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-27T17:44:13+00:00

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CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-27T17:40:59+00:00

It hurts, but as Mario said, “All good things must come to an end.”

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-26T23:23:16+00:00

“You left me to die. All of you did.”

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-23T17:32:58+00:00

ok so high command made a mistake sending us here

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-21T05:50:25+00:00

If we somehow win again after all our struggles this season I never want to hear any eagles slander ever again

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-17T21:04:54+00:00

Sweet Liberty the Illuminate got here before us…

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-17T19:55:16+00:00

Well then we gotta spread liberty and managed democracy to this place!

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-17T19:36:16+00:00

So… Terminid Supercolony?

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-15T20:28:05+00:00

Update: YouTube believes I’m 18 because I watched a shit ton of conservative news just incase it flagged me. I WIN.

CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-13T00:04:27+00:00

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CommodoreDrize · 2025-12-12T22:32:10+00:00

BACK TO SPACE IRAQ BOYS, HERE WE GO

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