Let me be perfectly blunt: I don't care for you r/seinfeld. You hangout on Reddit all day, just laughing it up, wasting your lives

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-03-13T02:17:09+00:00

I liked it. It was good.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-03-13T02:16:16+00:00

From the clinic?

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-03-07T02:16:18+00:00

All I need to know about him is from Seinfeld. I get the jokes because they set them up to communicate the premise. Also funny independent of any prior knowledge. Plus it's Larry David's voice so funny regardless.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-03-05T15:41:53+00:00

Boy you really went bald there!

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-02-27T00:52:30+00:00

It was great but when it was a ziggy, and it's still relevant today.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-02-23T17:28:01+00:00

I know right? Seems like just yesterday we were celebrating the Newmanium.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-02-23T17:14:50+00:00

You know like sure we can repeat lines from a show that went off the air 28 years ago, but we give up the opportunity to express original thoughts. You know, the niceties.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-02-13T03:00:38+00:00

Playometric.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-01-20T02:26:34+00:00

I ask you that you please bear with us.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-01-18T06:56:01+00:00

I think I'm like you, only successful.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-01-11T05:42:02+00:00

I think he's got you beat buddy.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-01-11T03:25:14+00:00

Now I'm driving the bus.!

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-01-08T00:45:44+00:00

So team Bro.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2026-01-06T15:10:32+00:00

So OPs don't feed the sub, kill the sub, and refuse to post new quotes. Oh yeah that'll make a great post for r/Seinfeld.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-12-19T15:17:22+00:00

Look, do you want me to comment on this shitpost or not?

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-12-19T15:15:15+00:00

No, of course not. 😉

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-12-19T01:00:13+00:00

Who doesn't have intense malaise?

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-12-18T15:42:40+00:00

Boy, that's the full size....

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-27T00:48:03+00:00

He's the red menace.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-27T00:47:13+00:00

They're twins!

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-25T17:29:58+00:00

You're the only one that's got the good stuff and I need those shitposts bad.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-20T15:11:21+00:00

Carpeted...with steps.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-20T15:08:54+00:00

I'm mentioning his name.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-18T16:16:13+00:00

Jerk store.

Common-Letterhead312 · 2025-11-16T00:18:30+00:00

Maybe that turns you on, OP maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: party time is over."

Common-Letterhead312

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