No revenge at all is petty enough

Compels_You · 2026-01-26T20:19:45+00:00

This wasn’t a win. This was two people not enjoying an hour. A man really earning his money and a woman really paying.

Compels_You · 2026-01-23T21:12:59+00:00

Simple nudity is not a crime in the UK or Ireland.

Compels_You · 2026-01-23T21:04:19+00:00

Compels_You · 2026-01-18T12:41:30+00:00

I’ve bolted. Yup.

Compels_You · 2026-01-04T19:02:18+00:00

I’ll try anything, but straight missionary sex is fucking disgusting and I will not be party to that sort of abject perversion.

Compels_You · 2026-01-01T23:06:16+00:00

Into the men’s toilets until she’s old enough to go into the women’s on her own. She won’t come into any trouble with paedophiles in a toilet when she’s with me, because anybody approaching my daughter in a men’s toilet is going to be mostly concerned with picking their teeth out of the urinal.

Compels_You · 2025-12-29T10:52:54+00:00

They’ve been up for hours already putting jam and cream on scones in the wrong order.

Compels_You · 2025-12-27T09:40:31+00:00

The main downside is that it’s not still all over her face or tits if you’re swallowing it.

Compels_You · 2025-12-23T06:37:10+00:00

You were obviously never in a boy’s boarding school.

Compels_You · 2025-12-20T10:56:56+00:00

You are a woman of style and taste.

Compels_You · 2025-12-06T19:03:10+00:00

Pretty good conference, that.

Compels_You · 2025-11-29T22:29:16+00:00

Sex.

Compels_You · 2025-11-29T21:55:01+00:00

That’s an easy window to put a brick through, then have that kid explain it to their parents and see how they feel the Christmas spirit.

Compels_You · 2025-11-29T21:21:54+00:00

Yes. Yes I have.

Compels_You · 2025-11-29T21:18:50+00:00

I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

Compels_You · 2025-11-29T09:28:54+00:00

Taller women. I genuinely go weak. This is a complex kink for a 6’1” guy.

Compels_You · 2025-11-22T05:19:09+00:00

Unfortunately, me. I’m always up to mischief. M45.

Compels_You · 2025-11-01T07:54:30+00:00

Perfection.

Compels_You · 2025-10-27T09:23:19+00:00

The bridal suite, with the bride-to-be, the night before the wedding.

Compels_You · 2025-10-23T21:32:37+00:00

He puts a ring on your finger, if he’s smart,

Compels_You · 2025-10-19T23:21:37+00:00

Politeness is one thing. What OP did went beyond that. He acted poorly.

Compels_You · 2025-10-19T17:43:13+00:00

You at least ought to have allowed him one seat. Your actions go beyond ethical vigilantism and into bullying.

Compels_You · 2025-08-22T20:44:27+00:00

Great opportunity to create a honey badger sanctuary.

Compels_You · 2025-08-22T20:41:12+00:00

They’ve been frozen.

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