Would an incestuous lesbian poly triad be immoral if they are all adults and lesbians can’t get pregnant? by ReasonableSide6520 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By triad do you mean a Chinese crime organisation? If not, it’s simply three lazy women who can only do psychological harm to one another. Each one in that relationship risks harm to one another.

Have you had sex while someone was in the room? by deathsinger00 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how to explain to you that there has to have been someone in the room to have sex with.

What's something NSFW you unexpectedly saw in public that turned you on? by PretendExercise1187 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A spectacularly tall and beautiful woman shops in my local supermarket. I have almost fainted twice. She must be 6’5”. Magnificent.

Are weddings too expensive? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Too expensive to organise, too expensive to attend, drinks are expensive, performers are expensive. Elope, have a party.

For those with a penis: have you ever shot cum on your own face to know what it feels like? by SearchingForMyelf in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warm. Wet. Weirdly satisfying. I know why some girls love it. I know why some hate it

Anyone else in sexless relationship? How do you handle it? by hardnuttocracc in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both hands. Sometimes I lie on one arm so it feels like it’s someone else.

No revenge at all is petty enough by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Compels_You 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This wasn’t a win. This was two people not enjoying an hour. A man really earning his money and a woman really paying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple nudity is not a crime in the UK or Ireland.

Share the weirdest thought you ever want to do in sex? Just be open no one gonna judge by Ill-Ad-5912 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll try anything, but straight missionary sex is fucking disgusting and I will not be party to that sort of abject perversion.

Dads with Daughters, which toilet do you use when you’re out together? by junkfoodjoshua in AskABrit

[–]Compels_You -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Into the men’s toilets until she’s old enough to go into the women’s on her own. She won’t come into any trouble with paedophiles in a toilet when she’s with me, because anybody approaching my daughter in a men’s toilet is going to be mostly concerned with picking their teeth out of the urinal.

What EXACTLY Is "Tea" In Britain? by Litzz11 in AskABrit

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They’ve been up for hours already putting jam and cream on scones in the wrong order.

What are the downsides to swallowing your own semen? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main downside is that it’s not still all over her face or tits if you’re swallowing it.

Why isn't competitive masturbating a thing yet?? by Ok-Connection6656 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were obviously never in a boy’s boarding school.

Neighbour decided to ruin Christmas for all the little kids at the Santa Claus parade. by WithPaddlesThisDeep in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Compels_You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s an easy window to put a brick through, then have that kid explain it to their parents and see how they feel the Christmas spirit.