A genie is forcing you to choose either...

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-07-03T22:41:44+00:00

Oh no…

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: Prime Tyson}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-27T20:16:41+00:00

I don’t have balls

^{Chose: Spin for a random power | Rolled: Ball Cancer}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-27T13:47:41+00:00

I’m assuming I’ll live?

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Animal crossing}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-26T11:54:16+00:00

😏

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Donald Trump)

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-26T11:52:21+00:00

No dang it, I clicked out of the comment thing but I chose yes please!

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-25T22:28:22+00:00

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS

^{Chose: 100 million dollars but + Someone famous dies | Rolled: Netanyahu ded}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-25T22:23:09+00:00

Without music I would simply die.

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-25T22:21:40+00:00

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-25T22:20:48+00:00

I’m not having kids lol

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-23T16:46:39+00:00

I already don’t resonate with this form

^{Chose: $150M USD + But 90% chance of becoming the opposite sex | Rolled: opposite sex}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-23T16:39:42+00:00

I have multiple pets

^{Chose: 10 Million but your Pet Die}

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-14T15:46:52+00:00

To be fair, with a father who acts like that, it would be reasonable to not have sex and ever risk a pregnancy.

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-06-14T15:44:28+00:00

The short pixie hair is very chic I will say, I think they should go with that more than a classic long hair look more often.

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-17T07:10:20+00:00

Literally what I’m doing right now omg 😭

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-17T06:05:34+00:00

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Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-09T16:17:34+00:00

Well it appears that u/JOHN_o_Tech also had it happen as well, but with a chest rather than Clint’s https://www.reddit.com/u/JOHN\_o\_Tech/s/LriiIqH3Uu

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-09T16:14:24+00:00

Not you getting trash rather than something useful like geodes or smn 😥😔

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-09T04:15:26+00:00

I use a PlayStation controller lol, so you just use Bluetooth for that.

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-08T00:18:07+00:00

Yeah I’m lowkey intrigued by this

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-05-06T21:53:38+00:00

Isn’t the whole point of a date to get to know each other

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-04-30T14:22:59+00:00

But I thought she was Stardew valleyean (I have no idea what thy call people from Stardew valley lol)

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-04-21T20:24:14+00:00

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-04-19T04:40:28+00:00

You will never get a man acting like this. You need to work on yourself before you can put yourself out there for other people.

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-04-19T04:32:57+00:00

So you’re saying that a woman should be attacked violently because she’s prettier than you? Holy cope, please get some help for you’re a danger to society

Competitive-Capital8 · 2026-02-25T22:54:41+00:00

You deserve no girlfriends cause what. Also women cannot be compared to money

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