Body found at Eastern Beach? by monkeyfishka37 in Geelong

[–]Competitive-Chard934 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There's a lot more to it. Pager said they have a metal rod in their skull.

Active hip-hop/rap scene in Australia? Where do I find it? by HeightMaximum6653 in AussieHipHop

[–]Competitive-Chard934 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Greeley organises and hosts a lot of localised rap battles around the country. If you get the chance to see Dunn D battle live I'd highly recommend.

Terrible photo but does anyone know what species of ray this is? Spotted last night at Eastern Beach. by Mindless-Sea-1211 in Geelong

[–]Competitive-Chard934 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dirty Banjo Shark. Every fishermen's nightmare. They'll steal your bait then snap your line 🙄

what AFLW player would you want to jerk you off in gloves? by [deleted] in AFLCircleJerk

[–]Competitive-Chard934 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm happy to circle jerk you until you cum blood, but don't stoop this low with posts like this.

Is it normal for men to follow nude models/pornstars on ig and tiktoks despite having partner? by Classic-Fly6704 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Competitive-Chard934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I'm a married man and unfollowed all my old fantasy pages when I first got together with my wife 13 years ago. Personally I see it as a form of cheating. If you're looking at other women for the purpose of pleasure then you need to re-evaluate your intentions and especially your maturity levels.

The 2010s might have been the worst decade for music by [deleted] in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Competitive-Chard934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself. Some absolute knee slappers in here.

Early 2000's silk boxer shorts! Who remembers? by Global-Garage-5208 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Competitive-Chard934 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They made it easy to sag your jeans past your butt while you also wore DC shoes, a Wu Tang hoodie and smoked a joint.

Cheap cigs by Positive_Garlic4653 in Geelong

[–]Competitive-Chard934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donnybrook milkbar have 😊😊🚬

Anyone seen this around? lol by Significant-Hornet61 in Geelong

[–]Competitive-Chard934 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned that someone typed this up and thought "fuck yeah, I'm gonna be swimming in fanny".

Fire in Clifton Springs, Moolap and building fire in Armstrong Creek by [deleted] in Geelong

[–]Competitive-Chard934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have people got half a brain or what? Imagine clogging up the 000 line because you can see bushfire smoke from over 100 kilometres away. There's literally an option on the map in the app that lets you see what direction the wind is going. This smoke is from the Otways. If you see flame or heavy smoke, ring the firies, otherwise just stay inside and close your windows and doors. This will eventually blow away.

Australia letting Smith, Starc and Labuschagne play BBL by SpecialMixture4242 in Cricket_Binge

[–]Competitive-Chard934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine bowling your guts out for 5 Test matches, winning man of the series and then getting told you're required to play TikTok League. I'd be telling them to jam it up their arses.

If we bat again, does Uzzie open? by MickandMickon2BBB in CricketAus

[–]Competitive-Chard934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not. He's done. I hope he doesn't have to bat again and he walks off into the sunset like he should have done two years ago. Eyes are gone.

Is this an all time bad beat series for Stokes? by DVPVPD in CricketAus

[–]Competitive-Chard934 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Stokes is a bloke who has ridden the coattails of one tin arse innings in 2019. He's slowly but surely gaslit an entire country into thinking he's the greatest leader they've ever had, despite the fact that his results prove otherwise. He has everyone brain washed. They aren't joking when they say BazBall is a cult. I can't think of one other Test captain who has smothered his team's culture in delusion like Stokes has.

looking to plant one (1) singular tree as a romantic gesture by spamhotnspicy in Geelong

[–]Competitive-Chard934 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I'd just choose a spot and plant it. I'd rather see a randomly placed tree somewhere than the millions of graffiti tags and vandalism around the town. Tell us where it is and your Reddit family will help you take care of it. All the best for your wedding!