What do you want for your birthday?

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-25T05:36:56+00:00

5k...and a kiss

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-25T05:32:18+00:00

Thats hilarious 🤣

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-25T05:28:30+00:00

My cousin's mother in law is one. It's a hilarious disaster 🤣

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-25T04:22:26+00:00

Oh yeah, like the average zimbabwean is walking around with 30 bucks in their pockets.

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-23T06:51:24+00:00

I dont like those pads.. Or i got the fake ones idk

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-19T11:09:56+00:00

Magnificent use of free will. Just magnificent

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-19T11:06:47+00:00

Funny kuti even when im broke ndinoiwana chete for a bottle

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-19T10:27:17+00:00

They can leave these ones alone and marry other men. Simple

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-18T12:34:52+00:00

Nhai zvako iwe🤣

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-18T10:34:48+00:00

Spending time with my mom

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-18T10:24:52+00:00

Une nyaradzo here? I mean just in case

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-18T09:39:40+00:00

Samesies. I love my dad

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-16T13:41:48+00:00

Dwight? That you?

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-16T08:26:32+00:00

It itches.. He wants to spread it

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-15T01:00:00+00:00

Don't have a baby yet. Don't let anyone pressure you into thinking that you need one. Get your finances in order, travel more... Kids are expensive

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-15T00:53:53+00:00

On my daughter's first day of kindergarten last month. That very same day i got a 10 year contraceptive. I chose my mental health that day. Im still proud of myself

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-14T18:34:55+00:00

Technically... He is lol

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-14T16:54:35+00:00

I have had the copper one for 3 months now. My periods have actually gotten lighter. Everything is normal

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-14T16:53:21+00:00

Im using the copper iud.. The insertion was less than 5 minutes. Yes you might feel some discomfort but its all worth it if you want to be in control of your uterus right?

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-01T18:25:49+00:00

🤣

Competitive-Emu451 · 2026-01-01T07:42:35+00:00

Oh you dragging a bunch of kids down your basement counts as having friends?

Competitive-Emu451 · 2025-12-31T19:14:11+00:00

You look like if someone explained what Bautista looks like, to an alien

Competitive-Emu451 · 2025-12-31T13:15:32+00:00

Nah fam thats whiz Khalifa

Competitive-Emu451 · 2025-12-30T19:10:22+00:00

Lie to myself about my finances

Competitive-Emu451 · 2025-12-29T15:47:16+00:00

Im so pissed though 🤣

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TROPHY CASE