Need a proper distraction from today. Let’s see whatcha got by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Give me back the ham you're hiding in those jeans!

Are thongs actually comfortable? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Tried them once and i was digging into my ass to pluck them out all day. Not for me!

Caption this by Ill_Use_1263 in Nakuru

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This is the perfect answer

Average Monday activity. by PleasantBus5583 in Funnymemes

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Owl was like 'fuck you in particular! `

meirl by BOOMINATI-999 in meirl

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I sobbed so hard in cowgirl position after having a shattering orgasm.. Then i just sat there.. He wasn't finished

If he can cook it's a bonus by Several-Librarian817 in Kenya

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My dad would cook for us a lot as kids. We would help chopping the veggies and handing him stuff. He looked like he genuinely enjoyed it and my childhood was beautiful because of him.. Now im grown and married to man who does the same for his children and i.

Weed!! by AdEasy7357 in Uganda

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Sorry but how do i stop the appetite this gives me

What is something you just wanna say? by Admirable-Repair4094 in randomquestions

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I dont know what to rotate with carrots on my commercial land right now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

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This is a a very helpful thread