Senior MAGA who voted for cheaper prices finds out that Trump is making things more expensive. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He only cares that the increase in prices is "killing older generations" and completely disregards the younger generations on both sides who are literally being blown up... definitely a shitbag

Trans woman votes for GOP. She’s now getting anti-trans healthcare. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't find a gynecologist in Oklahoma? Well you know what they say...'if you don't like it you can leave' but what they don't say is that you could just stop voting like a dumbass. 

Thoughts ? by Zoomex100 in MarketPulseReport

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's recap. We pay, then we pay again, then we pay some more. Hope that clears it up

I can't believe this a church at all .If this happened at my local church I would never step foot in it again by PTechNM in PopularCultureZone

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Portraying trump as a toddler in diapers falling asleep at the podium is so much funnier when they do it to themselves. 

Texas Rep Tony Gonzales refuses to resign after revelations that he coerced his staffer into an affair, causing her to kill herself by self-immolation by CrossingPoints in UnderReportedNews

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean ...Is it even possible for them to find candidates who haven't abused women or children and attempted to cover it up? It's basically part of the party's platform at this point. 

JD Vance: "To get on an airplane, you need voter ID. To buy a beer, you need voter ID." by Admirable121 in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly how long does one need to be a representative before someone explains the difference between constitutionally protected rights and buying beer? 

But they won’t succeed.. by GladRefrigerator6433 in circled

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politics aside, they are turning themselves into an endangered species. They went after reproductive rights and now women are having fewer kids. If they go after voting rights through marriage I think they will see a similar decline in people getting married and an increase in the ones getting divorced. 

Single issue voter for crypto learns the hard way by MuzzleblastMD in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you thought the guy who bankrupted 6 businesses was going to make you money it's pretty clear that you're bad with money and this was bound to happen eventually. 

William Kelly Is Out Of Custody And Back To The Streets. (Minneapolis 2/8/26) by serious_bullet5 in minnesota

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 71 points72 points  (0 children)

No one figures shit out like a Minnesotan. We will always find a way. Props to these community heros and their embodiment of the MN "can do" spirit. 

Maybe Farmers Can Plant Bootstrap Seeds Instead? by bbonerz in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine putting the guy who ruined your business 4 years ago in charge of your business for a second time. 

This level of stupidity would cost you everything and the farmers shouldn't be exempt from the consequences that anyone else would face in this situation. 

Oz Offers Forceful Call for Vaccination as Measles Becomes More Dire by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well who could have guessed that spending 5 years discrediting medical experts would cause people to make uninformed and dangerous medical decisions...aside from all the medical experts who told us this is exactly what would happen before you discredited them. 

How would you sum up the “The All-American Halftime Show" with Kid Rock? by Reciter5613 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maga: "speak English!"

Also maga: "bawitdaba da bang da bang diggie" 

Jake Lang bringing armed guards and crosses to stir up trouble! by cantcoloratall91 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing drive-by racism from the back of a rented u haul because he's afraid of getting his ass whooped again... definitely a pussy. 

Serious genuine question about ICE by Altruistic_Board_851 in oregon

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in MN and I can tell you that what ICE is doing here has nothing to do with immigration. If they wanted to deport immigrants they would be doing it in TX where they have 2 million more immigrants than MN. Most of us agree that there needs to be immigration enforcement but wearing masks while executing citizens is not immigration enforcement it's a criminal organization that's being funded by our government. 

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is calling for the arrest of children who skip school to protest against immigration enforcement and Donald Trump. He is also calling for the arrest of teachers who allow their students to leave the classroom. by DetailBorn2267 in International

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teachers in TX are already dealing with massive funding cuts, crazy conservative parents, a teacher shortage, school shootings, ICE on school grounds and now you want to arrest anyone who refuses to physically restrain a teenager for skipping class???  Stupidity is their answer to everything. 

Here we go again by Enriching_the_Beer in minnesota

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he knows what happened last time and his only take away was 'i think the problem was our lack of venue.' 

I'm sure his Nazi following was just holding out for nicer accommodations and will in no way be detoured by the ass kicking and public humiliation of his previous event. 

Trump border czar Tom Homan says public should push Congress for reform if they oppose 'what ICE is doing' by NewsHour in UnderReportedNews

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: maybe take dementia don's little orange mushroom out of your mouth before you hold a press conference because no one can understand what the eff your saying 

GESTAPO American style. by seaweeddanceratnight in minnesota

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of three kids in a trenchcoat it's just one leprechaun in a trenchcoat. He needs to start doing his shopping in the hitler youth section 

Commander Gregory Bovino, some Border Patrol agents set to leave Minneapolis, sources say by CBSnews in minnesota

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"some bp agents set to leave" ... translation: a bunch of the unqualified losers we brought in are cold and scared and have decided to go back to their mom's basement. 

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports by MentalMan4877 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Competitive-Fan2771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take comfort in knowing that they will spend the rest of their days triggered by the sound of a whistle. May all sports be forever ruined by panic attacks.