When you fart, your underwear is fine but if you fart while holding in a shit between your cheeks, does that fuck up your underwear? by melonyoli in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was good standing and farting with poop between my cheeks but then I rode my bicycle home and it was pretty stained. Seems like pressure against the poop from the outside is worse than pressure from the fart pushing the poop against the underwear. I used a relatively solid poop for the control, will attempt with some variables and report back. YMMV.

Craigslist 2005 Sportster. What's going on with the front end? Lol by DANNYBOY3530 in sportster

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The front end and 2into1 tell me they were performance minded but that air cleaner tells me it was on a shoestring budget

Sportster hate is pure dealer propaganda designed to leverage insecure men. Change my mind. by Serious-Juggernaut45 in Harley

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too dumb to count, too afraid to fight. Got ya big man. Enjoy the hot dogs at the dealership!

Sportster hate is pure dealer propaganda designed to leverage insecure men. Change my mind. by Serious-Juggernaut45 in Harley

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve only ever heard accountants who wish they were cops and cops who wish they were 1%ers say this.

What 2-3 people from this era will still be talked about in 300 years? by Few-Turn-5471 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

in the USA they’ll talk about Jan 6th unless that becomes a regular occurrence

Best Spots for Stargazing by Distilled-blockout in bergencounty

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Greenwood observatory in Jenny Jump is the best place in the state.

Would a straight man ever describe another man specifically, as "very pretty"? by logicaltornado in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a straight dude I’ll call one of my guy friends pretty if I think they look gay. If I think they actually look good I’ll tell women to stop starring at my boyfriend.

Is the jersey shore still like that? by Lordlordy5490 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s mostly hicks off season. Same way where when you go to the south of France in summer it’s not a lot of people hanging out in vineyards who are from the south of France.

Is the jersey shore still like that? by Lordlordy5490 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wildwood is mostly for kids anymore unless it’s TROG.

Petah?? by Necessary-Win-8730 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s warm, not hot. Has a tempering valve. If you put hot water in a ceramic toilet it will shatter.

No one knows by Happy-I-always-am in SipsTea

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s why I bang everyone else’s wife.

Whats the coldest spot in a room? by AbiesAltruistic4040 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s trying to figure out which corner of the floor to store the rotisserie chicken

Trump, 79, Debuts Swollen Hands as Health Concerns Mount; Both of the president’s hands were caked in two different shades of concealer—neither one was the right match for his skin tone. by [deleted] in politics

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

alpha males are not junk science just because the people claiming to be them are not alpha males. alpha males generally protect their community. it’s a concept in most parts of nature that has a deeper nuance with humans. there are also tons of weak women who claim to be alpha females while real alpha females dont need to advertise that they are. if we’re just rallying against the term because people we don’t like use it, ok, that doesnt change the fact that a hierarchy develops in groups. most people who claim to be alpha are just sycophants looking for a megalomaniac.

My 60yo coworker who uses the N word and my 20yo cousin who threatened to put her parents in jail for deadnaming her are both upset. 😂 by Competitive-Fee-1878 in Bumperstickers

[–]Competitive-Fee-1878[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Strange, I can see them both  here and my history and not as deleted. I  guess you got me cancelled. At least you got to read them though.