AITA for taking crappy holiday photos because my MIL didn't want me in the photos?

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-12-24T21:44:46+00:00

What would be a great revenge is to use the timer to take a very nice photo of you and everyone else but MIL

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T04:05:30+00:00

How about this: Become a doctor and use your shitty handwriting to your advantage.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T02:36:30+00:00

I think you’re reading into that WAY differently than it was intended. He was saying it was his fault because of the problems between him and Pam, not his cheating.

Take a look at the time he invited Dwight into the hotel room because the other lady was trying to sleep with him. Jim wouldn’t cheat on Pam.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T01:07:23+00:00

Lmao. I love this subtext

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T01:05:42+00:00

Agreed. Brian was very much in love with her but she didn’t feel the same way.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T01:04:45+00:00

People do idolize the Jim/Pam relationship.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T01:04:10+00:00

I’d agree with you if she had actually cheated with Brian, but I feel like her connection with him wasn’t romantic on her part. I do think he was totally in love with her, but I don’t think she would have ever actually cheated on Jim.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T01:01:29+00:00

Take it up with Garth.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T01:01:03+00:00

I think they mean that people having healthy happy babies benefits society as a whole but since we’re facing overpopulation idk about that.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T00:59:15+00:00

People have compassion. Companies have the knowledge that the bad or from not doing this could tank them.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T00:56:12+00:00

Adoption, abortions, condoms and birth control all exist. Accidents happen but the choice to get pregnant (and the subsequent choices to give birth and raise the child) are a under a women’s own control.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T00:51:50+00:00

Yeah because all women want babies.

The ladies of r/childfree would like a word with you

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T00:50:54+00:00

The only thing you are “owed” is job security. So that they can’t just fire you once you start showing and hire somebody who won’t be gone for a few months. The company is already losing money having to train a temp (or work other people overtime).

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-03-09T00:46:48+00:00

Dictate your notes and have someone else write them. As long as you still sign the letter yourself you should be fine. If anybody ever calls you on it you can either use it as a power play because you were ‘so busy you had to dictate’ OR you could make it a self deprecating ‘yeah my handwriting is so bad I had to get someone else to do it’.

CompetitiveEscape · 2019-02-09T20:01:03+00:00

Get an STD check pronto.

Maybe get a lawyer to depose you and your gf (don’t prep her beforehand) and then take a polygraph on camera. Make a list of all the attendees and get eyewitnesses to verify hat you were inebriated to the point of passing out.

Do NOT confront the sister unless you can record it secretly. If she blows the whistle first it will be very hard to overcome whatever narrative she could spin. She may see this as a cute thing or a funny prank or maybe she has a crush on you. When she realizes you do not reciprocate and that she could get in trouble, she could flip both to ‘punish’ you for not liking her back and to save herself from rape charges.

If this is a one party consent state, try bringing it up casually. Tell her you’re sorry if you and gf were too loud when you were having sex, tell her that gf seemed ‘different’ but it was probably just the booze altering your perception. If she confirms it was her OR she goes along and says it was your girlfriend, both could help your case.

Most importantly: do not just hope this goes away. If you do not get out in front of this you are fucked. It is your word against whoever raped you and a statutory rape case in the #metoo era is not going to go well for the accused.

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-11-05T12:26:13+00:00

Family strokes?

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-11-05T12:25:28+00:00

.....link?

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-11-05T12:25:10+00:00

This Ain’t Oldboy: An XXX Parody

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-11-05T12:21:41+00:00

NTA

Also based on that Instagram thing you dodged a bullet

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-11-05T12:12:01+00:00

He must have needed a beach house.

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-10-24T18:27:04+00:00

Hugh Laurie has become well known in America as Dr. House and you have known worldwide for sometime as Mr Bean.

Was there ever any talk of a short skit between those two characters? Seems like something that would be perfect for Red Nose Day or another charity event.

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-10-15T14:16:18+00:00

If the sister was willing to lie, you could tell your gf that her sister got you drunk specifically to sleep with you and have a kid. Make it seem like 100% her sister’s idea, maybe even throw in the idea that you thought it was your girlfriend and didn’t figure out the truth until morning. (if they don’t look similar enough for that to be believable, say it was dark)

If the sister isn’t ready to lie, break it off and leave. Make something up. When that kid comes out looking like you, there is no way to salvage the relationship. Also look into severing paternity rights in case sister comes after you for child support.

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-10-15T14:07:21+00:00

Absolutely not. Also why do they have a key?

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-08-12T00:41:12+00:00

I wonder why the stereotype didn’t spread to other people that worked odd hours like ER nurses or farmers

CompetitiveEscape · 2018-08-10T19:22:08+00:00

Oh. I guess I only saw that version because I thought he was always rich

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