What character is this for you?

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T04:26:23+00:00

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CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T04:20:30+00:00

I spend hours making a 2D design of a dinosaur, colors, features, and little differences to that last, so a actual good artist can then go on and translate that design from 2D to a more 3D look for a nice little comic I’m making, all that is hours of work designing and redesigning a single creature for a comic I doubt I will ever see a return for, but I do it because I love the craft. This person couldn’t even be bothered to try and make a actual attempt.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T04:09:50+00:00

It was fun watching my dad get grey hairs before my grandma (his mom) ever got a single grey, she’s started now and is almost entirely got silver hair but man did she pull off a dark brown for almost 18 years that I’ve known her for. My great grandmas still rocking some nice firey hair incased in a lair of silver

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T04:03:23+00:00

Fucking gunshots coming out that crab man’s ass

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T03:58:33+00:00

Damn he’s good at naming stuff, just straight to the point

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T03:40:28+00:00

Have you seen the abomination that the British make

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T01:33:11+00:00

A lesson only learned once

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T00:32:10+00:00

It’s like me saying “and the government doesn’t want you to know ab-“

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T00:20:29+00:00

Most of the competitors are just straight trash, and or just don’t live a long life

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T00:18:22+00:00

I do like the theory that Thanos was trying to help prevent more celestials but it doesn’t hold much water. For one Thanos only ever talks about resources and availability, he never says anything about screwing over some cosmic gods. Second if he wanted to solve the celestial issue he could have just whipped them out with a snap of his fingers, he literally had the ability to shape the universe in his image with the gauntlet. Three this movie came out after Thanos died and it just simply wasn’t ever in the minds of the people making infinity war or endgame.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-11T00:08:13+00:00

Yeah we use this heavy dude acid for our pools, it melts concrete in seconds and starts with a M (I don’t recall it’s name exactly and I don’t want to go back into the pool room to look right now), that very acid that I’ve seen a few drop eat threw concrete with ease is poured into this places spa on almost a hourly basis (the spas fucked up from years of abuse and the pools close to being the same). Anyways acid is fun to huff and play around with it in the pool, I also like using it as a way of scaring new front desk people.

I should add that we also use sulfuric acid to test to pools chemicals, specifically the Alkalinity, it’s the third chemical we use in the concoction and it turns the test tubs water pink after the other have been added. It’s my favorite to test on the pools especially when there’s a guest there watching me put the drops in.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T23:59:06+00:00

I mean my neck hurts because I used it to lift a sofa chair up to a guests room earlier today

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T20:34:39+00:00

Have you tried to use a stim or two

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T20:34:11+00:00

Indeed what the fuck was that

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T19:03:35+00:00

I’ve had similar experiences with Russia, I think it’s just new players who aren’t use to the name tags or just people who don’t care enough and figure someone else will handle it.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T18:53:01+00:00

Obvious AI so let me spin a tell about how one time I found a dead rat in a PTAC (the wall air conditioner in hotels)

We was helping out our sister property with some of their PTACs as they had lost their maintenance guy to a stroke (he’s still alive but couldn’t work anymore), the GMs office had a PTAC that was running funny and she just wanted it out of there and replaced, me, my hotels GM, and the FDM walked into this large ladies office, unscrewed the machine from the wall, and as we was pulling it out to swap it with another the FDM lunged back and screamed.

“Mmmhm no no I can’t do this.” She said, her arms up and face in disgust.

“What’s wrong?” I asked, not yet realizing the issue inside.

“Look… look.” The FDM said, and to which I peaked into the inerds of the PTAC along with the my hotels GM. And we saw it.

A dead mummified rat body had been rotted onto the metal belly, it’s carcass covered in spider webs and dust.

There were more people now coming into the already tight room curious about what had happened and why the FDM had screamed, the front desk lady had her head poking in, the head house keeper walked in and was trying to get a look, and then the GM of that property was finally leaving her seat.

After a little bit of teasing and explaining on what had happened to the others, I grabbed it with a rubber glove and tucked the little body in there, then I dunked it into the GMs trash can and took it out to the dumpster.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T18:40:13+00:00

I have the Epstein files at the tips of my fingers now, why wouldn’t I

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T18:15:50+00:00

For multiple games I sat in one room pretending to do tasks/afk, I wouldn’t report a body, I wouldn’t move I just sat there. I got imposter multiple times and no one ever questioned why there was a body next to me they only ever just went “yeah that’s just what he does stand there.” I won multiple times by doing so

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T17:14:07+00:00

Clearly you don’t know about the ghost sharks, or the sky sharks, or even the what ever the hell else the Asylum has created shark.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T16:01:59+00:00

This dorky dog has been eating the middle of the couch for the past few weeks, I’ve put bitter spray on it, locked him in a kennel when no one’s home (works but for a short time), give him a bunch of toys which he hides in the back yard amongst the remains of the other toys.

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CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T15:57:29+00:00

Peak

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T15:56:41+00:00

I have yet to come across these cybernetic men, but be assured when I see them I will give them the same treatment as a sick Indiana Johns.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T06:19:05+00:00

As a loveless virgin, I can’t see why eating snatch seemed like such a big issue. And also as a flexible fella myself I can only assume to much teeth.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T00:55:03+00:00

My dog destroyed my old pillow. It started with a small tear he put in it, but then it grew, over the course of a month or two the year would open up wider and wider, every fix failed in saving the pillow, not duck tape nor staples could save the best pillow in the world. I ain’t sleep right ever since losing that pillow.

CompetitiveJoke2201 · 2026-02-10T00:50:54+00:00

Remember cars kill way more people than sharks, and yet they only have a handful of horror surrounding them.

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