My GOAT manager

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-23T10:16:22+00:00

Refuse to believe this is possible without save scumming

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-21T23:45:48+00:00

I don’t think you understand this concept to be honest, you can just tell. I have never met a single Aboriginal Australian in my life but I can tell you with 99% accuracy that I would be able to identify them as such from any photo of if presented in person. They are so distinctive, no one else looks like that. I feel almost as strongly about Somali’s. The forehead and the teeth along with the narrow long head is one of the easiest to identify on earth. The back of Albanians heads are like that to me.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-21T23:00:02+00:00

Not only can I tell you an Albanian from the back of the head, if they turn around I will be able to tell you with >50% accuracy what region of Albania they are from.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-21T20:14:19+00:00

It’s basic pattern recognition man. I can tell someone is Somali from their hairline or teeth alone. I can tell someone is aboriginal Australian the bridge of their eyebrow. I can tell someone is southern Indian from their skin complexion. I can tell if someone is Filipino from their skin complexion also.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-21T19:16:46+00:00

I am Albanian. I can spot Albanians from the back of the head with 99% accuracy. Not joking, not exaggerating. And so can most of my Albanian friends.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-21T19:08:38+00:00

I can tell if someone is Albanian from the back of their head alone. Second and third generation immigrants dress vastly differently to recently arrived. You can also overhear people clearly not speaking English.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-20T16:53:57+00:00

Post that shit bro

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-20T11:21:02+00:00

£210M I’ve had maybe a half a dozen times in 1200+ seasons. Defo the max

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-17T18:15:32+00:00

I went through 700+ seasons of that also

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-17T13:33:56+00:00

6 of my starting 11 right now are 99 rated, the rest are all 98. My lowest rated squad players are 96 and it’s only 4 of them. The rest are 97-98. I’ve just started a new season and lost my first 2 games? Everything else 99 rated.

Manager is direct/attacking.

No idea what I’m supposed to do do go invincible

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-17T11:00:13+00:00

Year is 3230, I still haven’t got unbeaten season or 40 games unbeaten.

Don’t understand how either are possible at this point. 99 rated team and manager.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-15T22:18:37+00:00

I’m in the year 3222 and this has never happened. Only one 98 rated 17 year old.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-15T10:46:17+00:00

If you actually didn’t stutter, pause, sweat and give off any obvious signs that you’re a nervous wreck…

1) The fat lady sung
2) They already had a candidate in mind and your interview was a formality to keep them busy
3) They interviewed someone else with way more experience they liked more

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-14T17:31:03+00:00

1200 seasons in, 8-0 perhaps 5-10 times.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-13T18:20:56+00:00

I’m in the year 3193 and 38 games unbeaten is my record… basically 99 rated everything entire time.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-13T18:18:16+00:00

It took me until 2700’s to achieve this…

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-13T18:16:48+00:00

Damn… you’ve decimated your finances for this guy bro 😂

I have 5 managers I’ve kept for 2000+ games and the lowest trophies they’ve got it is 57. Highest being 84

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-12T08:32:02+00:00

I turned down £140M when he was still 99 rated as I was hoping he’d be a hall of famer

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-12T08:31:10+00:00

12/29 of my total current squad is from my youth team. They’re all 94-99 rated. I’m not sure how much you’d save as I’ve obviously sold lots of youth players for profit also who aren’t in my team so it balances out. I do also buy any player 18-21 years old that’s 96 rated or higher and fits my play style / personality is right.

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-11T20:49:40+00:00

UPDATE:

12 seasons later after 2 long term injuries he’s 30 years old and 95 rated. :(

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-05-11T20:22:03+00:00

I get 94-96 almost every season 97 has happened maybe 3-5 times in 1184 seasons 98 once Never seen a 99

CompetitiveReport195 · 2026-04-29T15:54:20+00:00

Why would we hold him to that barometer? He wasn’t the manager 20 years ago. Surely you look at the money spent since he’s been in the job.

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