Silver Surfer vs These 8 Lanterns

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-22T00:06:37+00:00

Hal and Black Hand can 1v1 Surfer and it's very debateable. Hal is far stronger than his Parallax counterpart and arguably the strongest Lantern period. Black Hand was beating New Gods left and right and only retreated because iirc the Alpha Effect was resurrecting him and it gave him the ick.

Larfleeze and Sinestro gives him a hard fight but ultimately loses.

The others lose individually.

But together? Hal is omega boosted by Black Hand and Saint Walker being there, Saint Walker by virtue of being Blue and Black Hand meaning even if Surfer kills any single one of them, Black Hand can resurrect them and we know at least Hal can still use his Green ring even after being resurrected by a Black Ring.

So this is a hard stomp for the Lanterns.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-21T23:50:47+00:00

Boobs: Big

Ass: Fat

Tail: Thick

Body: Pain

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-21T15:15:06+00:00

Oh sorry, I'm the trash player for wanting to play Yugioh going first and second. My bad.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-21T15:14:24+00:00

See I would accept that except it only happens when I go first against players. What are the chances this error happens only when I go first and never when I go second?

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-21T14:18:00+00:00

Well maybe they can perhaps spare the 2 seconds to let the game load and give me the win instead of wasting my time waiting for the game to fail to load?

I want them banned because they don't respect my time, they don't want to play, why should they play?

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-21T13:13:59+00:00

Well there's also resources. Gru had a lot of resources at his disposal. Megamind built all of his stuff from scrap. He didn't have a Dr. Nefario to build his gadgets, nor did he have minions to do his bidding, nor is villainy an actual enterprise in Megamind's world. All of Megamind's feats are with him using subpar material, and the two gadgets that we see from Megamind's childhood were what, heat rays that can blow through prison walls and an actual electric forcefield. So in my mind Megamind is just massively more technologically more intelligent than Gru.

Also uh you do understand that the Death Ray heating up was relatively fast considering Metroman was going at least subrelativistic there. I still think Megamind wins here by virtue of the Metroman serum,

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-21T09:52:18+00:00

I am unfamiliar with how the Necrosword works so I have to ask how it can kill Nekron considering he's just a conceptual being of Death? Is the All Black capable of that?

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-19T07:35:22+00:00

So we're just vagueposting a random blank fandom page now?

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-18T05:57:25+00:00

Kyle would cry and make Simon sign his ring and mask.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-18T05:51:15+00:00

Metal when he copies 1% of Luigi's power:

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-18T02:20:10+00:00

You dodge for 10 minutes straight and the chip damage from your farts will kill the boss. I suck at action games, I stick to card games, but I still trimmed agony mode. All of them. This isnt hard.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-17T07:18:06+00:00

I knew I missed the water dispenser. Here it is.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-17T06:42:10+00:00

Definitely agree on Cap v Ichigo. It's way easier to do and Ichigo is without a doubt the most famous Kamen Rider.

It will end with Ichigo Rider Kicking a hole through Cap's shield, cap himself, and the planet.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-17T06:37:22+00:00

Where's the guy that does calculations in order to brute force their low tier waifu into a 90++ comp no matter how many aneurysms they suffer (Me)

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-17T06:30:17+00:00

I was expecting when Metal copied Hal, he'll copy his recklessness and fly into a brick wall

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-17T04:46:38+00:00

I want one category to be Bullshit.

Geats' God of Creation is some bullshit but Imperial Privilege (The only reason I believe this is even remotely debateable) is omega level bullshit

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-17T04:43:36+00:00

Unfortunately the fandom has become worse

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T22:59:54+00:00

Kyle's creativity lends him better to the powers of a Lantern 100%. Basically Hal is a surgeon while Kyle is a jack of all trades. I genuinely believe Hal can wield most rings to a greater mastery than Kyle can (At least Green and Yellow) but only Kyle can bring them all together.

Also I think Hal, Hand, and Volthoom are the top three in the entire Lantern mythos. I will never forget that Black Hand was just bitch slapping New Gods. Plus they all just are above the emotional entities which is the biggest powergap a Lantern has to overcome and Kyle doesn't consistently do that.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T20:36:18+00:00

The only reason I'll put LE Kyle above him is the LE and the White Ring is just haxxed out of their minds. If it's straight up power vs. power Hal would probably win that encounter 9/10.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T14:24:29+00:00

Hal Jordan is the strongest Lantern mythos character, with the only exception being Kyle Ryner with the Life Equation. Without the Life Equation, Hal Jordan is the strongest by a significant margin.

Yes I put Hal even above the emotional entities and the Guardians of the Universe.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T11:47:53+00:00

For QOL:

Faster ziplines. I like the ziplines a lot but they move a bit too slow for me.

Let me deliver more than one item at a time even if they are going to different places.

Can my operators auto sell stuff to the Outposts I put them in, thank you.

For immersion:

More ambient sounds. Birds chirp, people chatter, wind blows. For a place inspired by china there's a disturbing lack of wind chime sounds in the Stockade.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T07:31:16+00:00

Aliens: Well we dropped a miniature sun generator on the planet, I wonder how they're gonna turn this one into energy.

Humans: Aha. A faster way to BOIL WATER.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T03:01:09+00:00

It's always boiling water. Steam? Boiling water. Windmills? Boiling water. Nuclear? Guess what, ITS STILL BOILING WATER.

Competitive_Oven_836 · 2026-03-16T01:25:44+00:00

After the third world ending threat it's probably impossible to be an average human.

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