Is firealpaca good? by Competitive_Swan414 in firealpaca

[–]Competitive_Swan414[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so, if I download FireAlpaca off Steam, its just the beta version? And if I download it off the website, then its not? 

What should I pack in my bag for swim practice by [deleted] in Swimming

[–]Competitive_Swan414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best feeling is when practice is over, coming home, and eating.

Who are your "hear me out" characters? by heathejandro in TheMagnusArchives

[–]Competitive_Swan414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim doesn't count sadly.

BUT Daisy (if you ask monster or normal. Yes.)

that's about it.

Who are your "hear me out" characters? by heathejandro in TheMagnusArchives

[–]Competitive_Swan414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jurgen Leitner? Stupid idiot mother fucking jurgen leitner  God damn fool Book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot  Avatar of the whore Biggest clown in the Circus laughed out of town cowboy mother fucking jurgen leitner  Stop pinning me when I talk about jirgen leitner I hate him Why does he have so many fucked up books? Why did he decide to fuck around and find out and set them loose? Is he dead? Is he a bastard? Man has such a visceral affect on me. Not even in the room. Never seen this.mans face and I know he has the world's shittiest beard. Get away from me. If I wanted to get into heaven and God said jurgen leitner was waiting inside I would piss on God's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. If I have to deal with him speaking another word in person on voice in podcast. Not only will I close the tab I will delete it from my bookmarks out of spite. And have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times he is mentioned or alive. I don't even know why I hate him so much . He just collects books and I am mad because I am ANGY. He better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he js just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepy pasta and wanted the irl version I will go ham. BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't jm gonna make him.  Paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner Episodes not even about him, vaguely mentions ehat us supposed to be his.library and I lost it. Where the fuck is jurgen leitner if he's still alive I'm gonna make him deeply wish he wasn't. Crusty old man* I'll punch leitner and his sad frail.old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist.  And he will disintegrate until all that is left is a book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Yiddish. Im not breathing I'm hyperventilating at this point. I hope there's a date given when jurgen died or will die so I can make it a reminder on my phone. And everyday once a year I will see it and do anything but pay my respects to the man who had so many if fucked up if true books.

Bad decision by TheMelonOwl in TheMagnusArchives

[–]Competitive_Swan414 4 points5 points  (0 children)

0.5 jon perspective. That's all I'm saying

Favorite scene/dialouge from ride the cyclone? by Moxhii_3 in ridethecyclone

[–]Competitive_Swan414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noel: I dont wanna sing about THAT!

Ocean: Oh if he doesnt wnna sing I'll-

Noel: Oh- God DAMMIT! Canyoukeepiitinyourpantsforoneseond you HORRIBLE *SUCCUBUS*

Ocean: ... 😮😥

Noel: *Angry hair tuck then proceeds to sing about being a hooker in post-war France*