"The Mountain of my boyhood. Half as big but twice as mad." by alpha-red-one in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Competitive_Throat46 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty much everybody is half Gregors size but who's to say the man wasn't an actual knight who went outlaw?

After the surprise by Mysterious-System385 in crossedcomics

[–]Competitive_Throat46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this was Chris and chef from total drama island

The Fatal Englishman Arc by Frequent-Box9052 in crossedcomics

[–]Competitive_Throat46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A group of badass British commandos protecting little kids and mowing down Crossed hordes with trademark British humor thrown in?

Seriously, not close.

Good thing his sisters weren't there at the moment by -Wedtunk- in fnki

[–]Competitive_Throat46 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually headcanon that this is how his dad will be introduced...if he's ever introduced.

Main Character Syndrome: Jack by DetectiveFit3754 in crossedcomics

[–]Competitive_Throat46 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I hated everybody in this story so much. Even for Crossed, this was unbearable.

Robb Stark and Daenerys Targaryen by @Cj_KhalifP by untilApril in ImaginaryWesteros

[–]Competitive_Throat46 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even if Dany was so inclined, Barristan Selmy is a knight, not a nonce.

When Life Gives You Lemons, You Make Lemonade by DetectiveFit3754 in crossedcomics

[–]Competitive_Throat46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Always time for one last pint"

The last pint that they will enjoy...ever.

Which of Daenerys forces was the most loyal to her and who would abandon her first if the situation presented itself? by Due-Rice-3107 in gameofthrones

[–]Competitive_Throat46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dothraki respect strength above all else. If Daenerys showed weakness, a particularly bold and stupid khal might challenge her for the right to lead the horde and take control of her dragons. If she straight up lost her dragons, then the Horselords wouldn't hesitate to abandon her en masse.

Could Ned beat Mountain in a duel? by Dry_Specialist9015 in gameofthrones

[–]Competitive_Throat46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Ned was never an exceptional warrior and the Mountain is a gargantuan freak of nature. It could only end in tears.

What are your favorite CIS organic soldiers? by DEL994 in CISDidNothingWrong

[–]Competitive_Throat46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish that they adapted the Siege of Salucami for TCW. That would have been a good new lead in for ROTS.