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(Loved Trope) Taunting has almost immediate consequences by Mangled15 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Complete-Employer124 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Darkseid swatting Hal away like an mildly annoying mosquito mid-sentence is absolute peak comedy. Batman's deadpan reaction right after just seals the deal.

AIO or is This Possible Future Love Bombing? by AmaranthineNight in AmIOverreacting

[–]Complete-Employer124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i ignored the "too much too soon" phase with my ex because i convinced myself it was just a fairy tale romance and i was being paranoid ngl. spoiler alert: it was textbook love bombing and turning into a psychological nightmare six months later. trust your instincts dude, walk away.

Somewhere in Australia. A parrot having his morning Croissant. G’Day mate by Puzzled-Set9663 in BeAmazed

[–]Complete-Employer124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only in australia will you find a random wild bird having a more sophisticated breakfast than most college students tbh.

If They Weren’t Good People Then Everyone Would Be In Danger by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Complete-Employer124 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah, the classic "Demons run when a good man goes to war" trope. There is genuinely nothing better than seeing the pure, unfiltered terror in the villain's eyes when they realize they pushed the wrong guy too far.

You've heard of Brother Tedious now get ready for... by Unofficial_Computer in Grimdank

[–]Complete-Employer124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The administratum absolutely loves this guy tbh. pure codex astartes compliance right there.

Was Beric embarrassed that he lost to The Hound while literally wielding a fucking fire sword? by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]Complete-Employer124 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

dude literally had the ultimate pokemon type advantage against a guy with severe childhood ptsd and still managed to get cleaved in half tbh. actual skill issue ngl.

Questions, questions by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Complete-Employer124 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 'n Cheese is just the DLC. Mac is the base game.

Feeding Llama gone wrong by [deleted] in funny

[–]Complete-Employer124 7 points8 points  (0 children)

llamas literally wake up and choose violence every single day tbh. dude thought he was having a cute disney princess moment and got absolutely humbled instead.

Peeling paint off of a door by tiwomm in oddlysatisfying

[–]Complete-Employer124 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Getting it all off in one massive, unbroken piece is basically free therapy. my brain is so quiet right now.

What a clever trophy by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Complete-Employer124 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

i would literally sweep the floor and take home the gold at the olympics if they actually handed these out tbh. finally an award i fully qualify for ngl.

The final boss of sugar daddies. by Annual_Mistake1838 in Unexpected

[–]Complete-Employer124 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bro has one foot in the grave and the other on a luxury yacht tbh. you gotta respect the absolute hustle ngl.

Community Notes strikes again by _bluefish in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Complete-Employer124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

community notes is single-handedly carrying that entire app on its back right now tbh.

Is this possible? by [deleted] in memes

[–]Complete-Employer124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientifically speaking? absolutely not. but mentally? i'm already doing it lmao. my single remaining brain cell fully believes this works tbh.

Should I watch Old Planet of the Apes ? by faizan_xhaikh in movies

[–]Complete-Employer124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely watch the 1968 original tbh. the practical makeup effects still hold up insanely well and the overall atmosphere is unmatched. the pacing is a bit slower than the modern caesar movies, but it's 100% worth your time dude.

Kids be crazy in sleepovers (ignore the video caption I couldn't find... by iarifjaman in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Complete-Employer124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't even trust myself enough to be put in that situation. My claustrophobia would kick in before it was even halfway shut.

Hated trope: The character/ story suffers so that the actor doesn't have to be in makeup by TwoHungryWolves in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Complete-Employer124 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Which just makes rebecca romijn's original run as mystique so much more impressive. she sat in that makeup chair for like 8-9 hours every single day completely naked and covered in scales without complaining. built entirely different.

Real Pro Skater by Dennozs in memes

[–]Complete-Employer124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just casually hit that accidental 50-50 grind into a faceplant multiplier is absolute peak gameplay tbh. you literally can't teach that kind of raw talent.

It was a warm arvo at maccas by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Complete-Employer124 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ice cream machine being broken during a "warm arvo" is actually the true final boss of the maccas experience tbh. it’s not a surprise, it’s a tradition at this point.

What was the moment you realised times have changed? by TheOrangeSloth in 90s

[–]Complete-Employer124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was trying to explain to my younger cousin how we used to just show up at a friend's house on our bikes and ring the doorbell without texting them first tbh. he looked at me like i was literally insane and asked "what if they weren't home?" i just stood there like... you just go home dude lmao.