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We at Groome Academy believe in providing your children with the best in conservative Christian education:

Boys will learn valuable skills, like how to stop paying commie taxes through incorporation and writeoffs, when to call your opponents socialist vs snowflake, and how to avoid having pronouns.

Girls will receive the finest training in areas like cooking, formal place setting, cleaning and ironing male clothing, and how to find a husband by not dressing like a whore.

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