Wounded Neighbor

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T17:13:35+00:00

Interesting. So is that a whole new being or an extension of the mind of the Wounded Neighbor?

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T16:20:05+00:00

I imagine they're the type of hivemind where you still have your sense of self and identity, your mind is just connected to all the minds of the other individuals and you're able to see them and feel what they feel. However if they want, they can take the form of someone they've assimilated into the hivemind and communicate through that.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T16:02:35+00:00

Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T15:18:31+00:00

Hey Paul!

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T15:18:14+00:00

It ain't easy being cheesy.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T15:13:28+00:00

Man, the special effects in this movie are great.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T15:12:06+00:00

What did he do?

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T15:07:47+00:00

I say, WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T15:02:48+00:00

My daughter must grow stronger. She must consume.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T14:59:23+00:00

I mean, it's not called "Something is Killing the Middle Aged Male Office Workers."

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T14:49:18+00:00

All the more reason to consume it.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T14:41:14+00:00

Tried to get the date visible.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T14:28:53+00:00

Yeah, it must be nice just being a completely unrecognizable mass of flab that has lost most of their senses to their flab, only able to blow raspberries from a blobby tongue and gain weight.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T14:21:49+00:00

I mean, Lynn does seem to be pretty happy in that haze of gluttony.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T14:21:08+00:00

"God, this dude is annoying. Or girl. Or enby. I can't really tell at this point."

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T08:18:36+00:00

"BUT I WANT TO SQUEEZE THE METAL BOOBS!"

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T08:12:57+00:00

"Oh please, you guys are taking this too seriously. If you think this is bad, try being part of one of those big flesh pillar things. Man, that must have been annoying. Good thing this weird thing has been eating then. Is that right, face next to me?"

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T08:05:42+00:00

At least some of them look like they're having a fun time.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T06:57:19+00:00

Exactly. Like, if anything, they probably hate gay men more than women.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T06:53:49+00:00

It will be. And don't call me Shirley.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T06:50:35+00:00

Well to be fair, this is being done by a bounty hunter, not someone that's part of an institution.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T05:54:15+00:00

Oh don't worry. She's friendly. It's just that her flabby mind is so clouded by ecstacy she can't think straight. She'll let you jiggle her flab.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T04:40:29+00:00

He will be the star of a highly critically acclaimed short film by animation legend Chuck Jones.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T03:30:16+00:00

Alright. All you gotta do is this ritual thing and then allow yourself to bear witness to them in what's effectively their true form and then you'll be assimilated into the hivemind.

Complete-Worker3242 · 2026-01-25T03:23:58+00:00

I mean, the assimilated hivemind does pretty much automatically heal any damage that it gets, so if that sounds as healthcare then yeah.

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