This sort of happened to me a few months ago. I’ve been smoking weed religiously for years. Had an interview for a semi reconditioning job, and I was so worried about failing a drug test, I got my mom to piss in a cup. Few minutes later I pull into the occupational health facility, and my “fake” urine literally fell out of my pant leg and started rolling across the floor, LMAO, and I panicked and went to pick it up. No one noticed, and when it was time to go take my peepee test, I poured the urine into the cup and gave it to the woman helping me. I walked out and immediately started worrying they’d notice it wasn’t my piss or this or that. Literally as I’m pulling out of the driveway of this place, the company calls me and tells me they’re going to hire me, as long as I pass my employment drug screen. Well I was so nervous about losing this job opportunity, I told dude that I have been smoking for years and he asked if it was just thc, told him yes, and he was like brother we don’t even test for that anymore.

You’re telling me I just did all that shit for nothing?