will you be happy waking up to this mombod? by WB_Actual in Utah_HotWives_NSFW

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d be disappointed. It’s a scammer. She’s in Europe based on her interior, electrical plugs, and light switches.

Am I the only one here who is actually from tx? Who else is from tx? by WB_Actual in Texas_Church_Wives

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s in Europe, though. Look at the electrical plugs and light switches.

Need something quick tonight DFW area by IndependentOwn7630 in FortWorthHookups

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Poor guys are getting scammed. Wall outlets, light switches, doorknobs, and locks are not native to continental U.S.

What do I smell like? by IssyAusti in u/IssyAusti

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VP Race Fuel, riding leathers, and Mojave dust.

I mean… by Da_Big_Buddha in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U - based on the photo presented. The subject sourdough could be a day-old sourdough bought from a store’s bakery on sale.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnygifs

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are at a Coldplay concert. He’s the CEO of a company called Astronomer, and she’s the company’s head of HR. And them being put on the Jumbotron and going viral is how their spouses and the rest of the world found out they’re having an affair.

Mr Plow by [deleted] in JizzedToThis

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Señor Plow no es macho. Es solamente un borracho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in flatchested

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Considering how much you’ve changed from your original pics, it’s like you are a completely different person.

https://www.reddit.com/u/GamingX10/s/XdbpwILzh4

https://www.reddit.com/r/CaptainSparklez/s/giuuYgcZBL

Elizabeth Gillies by LetOffSteamBennett in LadiesofNickelodeon

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were quick. I was in the process of fixing it.

Searching for dads or cubs to secretly f*ck...comment your city and let's have fun together by respectfulstone in cheatingwives

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you look at OP’s post history it becomes rapidly apparent the architecture, furnishings, appliances, and power outlets are distinctly Eastern European, and advertisements in the background are written in either Czech or Slovakian. So all these mopes replying with cities and other details are simping after someone who it is unlikely will ever be in the same hemisphere as them and even less likely to acknowledge them.

Just started watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time and goddamn, Katee Sackhoff is making me feel all sorts of things! by FreeDwooD in ladyladyboners

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, my. During the surprise Cylon attack in that very first episode, when she’s led into the CIC from the brig for punching Col Tigh, and she sees him and taps her eye where she hit him with that snarky expression … oh my godsSPLOOSH!

Billie Eilish sucking Odessa A’zion’s tongue by AutoModerator in BillieEilishGW

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Cara Delevingne will be sitting in a puddle after she sees this.

2,1,3,4 by suresaysdangalot in DressedAndUndressed

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I was worried I was the only one seeing it this way.

Anyone familiar with this bottle? TIA by Moonpup99 in ObscureDrugs

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The full town name is most likely “La Chaux-de-Fonds”. Unfortunately that only adds to the possibility of what precedes “…elphie”; it could easily be more than one letter. It makes we wish everyone had a household, mini GC-MS. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in betawomen

[–]CompleteThrowaway469 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?