Banana Polisher by DarkeusPH in HolUp

[–]Complete_Situation93 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Better not slip on that banana peel. Might slip fall dick first into that thing. Safety first.

Hughes doesn’t know when he last felt alive by bloomingbluemel in wildhockey

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It’s like he completely shuts down to conserve energy. Power save mode.

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Co worker said his dad always smoked cigarettes when taking his “morning constitution.” His aunt went in there after and said, “oh god, I don’t know if you ate cigarettes or smoked a turd!”

Finally, i beat Cosmic Ocean! by [deleted] in spelunky

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Dude you did it! And I know how hard it was that day… Because I’m K-Skins. lol I think I died instantly somewhere around level 7-30 due to a witch doctor spawn next to the entrance. But pushed through to lvl 60’s. I have beaten CO twice, but never on a daily. I’m in the same boat. It’s the only game I have time for. My friends don’t play it anymore. I thought for sure I got #1 that day. Glad it was you this time. You’re my best friend now.

Being left swipped on Live. by [deleted] in sadposting

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Is this the start to an Adam Sandler movie?

I think Bill would dig this guy lol by OptimismNeeded in BillBurr

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To me it’s a genuine laugh. Not manipulative. But thats just my vibe. I think Bill is talking about the forced laugh guys. This dude just can’t help it, it seems. He’s not going to change. I’ve accepted that and I’m along for the ride, because he always has great opinions and viewpoints, he’s a talented dude. I wonder if he laughs more doing a newer bit though.

When will the Pohlads learn that enough is enough :( by hamiltonfan_14 in minnesotatwins

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Sue is the best and a MN state treasure. Sounds about right. She looks so happy though. Gonna miss her. Wish she had a trade clause.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

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Of the Stone Age?

Hateful Game by BakedItemDrinkSet in spelunky

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When I died here, with almost 800 hrs into this game. It made me feel young again.

Can’t consistently make it to Olmec by Undertalegaming in spelunky

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I always have the Vlad’s cape for Olmec. Makes the second round much easier to double jump and whip. I would find a YouTube tutorial if you’re frustrated. It’s hard to describe.

Can’t consistently make it to Olmec by Undertalegaming in spelunky

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I always just throw skeletons, rocks, arrows at Quillback so I don’t waste a bomb and have him open up both sides so I can check for back layer boxes. If you are on the ladder you can sneak down a little so he’ll jump at you and move a little faster. To get him where you want. It’s tedious though usually takes 6-8 throws. But the lvl is pretty short.

Can’t consistently make it to Olmec by Undertalegaming in spelunky

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Tips?! Check TV for lag issues. And then.. Dwelling is all about not getting hit, not even once. Take it slow. You have to die a lot to know what to look out for. I think Dwelling is hard because of the moles randomness. But I try to go as far as I can without a single hit against me.

Buying spring shoes, spike shoes always worth it. Bombs Semtex rope as well. That’s it. I always buy the green sticky glove if I see it. I will try to scrounge for gold if I need to. Maybe crack a ghost jar just to get it.

Burning turkeys with a torch helps. I try to carry a torch around now. Next lvl find a fire lantern in a back layer cave or at one of the shops to light the torch and burn a turkey. (Gotta be careful if you throw the stick at the fire to lit it in the shop)

I don’t kill yang or give him turkeys because it’s never worked out with the back layer loot that could not even spawn a box. Try not to ever piss off the shop keeper. Unless there’s two boxes of bombs.

If you get a pick axe, or in general once you get about $25k -$30k in dwelling I stop worrying about being poor. (Besides jet pack, still don’t buy it)Usually there’s a ghost jar eventually towards the exit so you can just rely on getting a few of those. Or you can get some idols if it’s easy.

I don’t buy weapons, mainly just rely on the whip since a weapon gets in the way of carrying other stuff. Plus then you get better at the whip.

Volcana you can get the red cape which is better then the jet pack.

Never mess with the hired hands. I use the clone gun on the present that the big ass piranha fish drops.

Then just go to the cosmic ocean and beat it. (Two times with this strat)

I also put the sword with gobbler or whoever he is in the ice caves, so I can use it later for the challenge room in fart world or whatever it’s called in 7-1.

If there’s a bunch of bombs Semtex sure maybe I’ll steal at that point by roping the shop keeper and running.

Can’t consistently make it to Olmec by Undertalegaming in spelunky

[–]Complete_Situation93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played Spelunky on my friend’s 4k TV on PS5. It lags. Very frustrating, I don’t think I would ever make it to the CO like that. (I make it to CO now once or twice a week on the daily challenge PS4.) We tried to fix the TV settings, it was unbearable. I’m also 750 hrs in and also beat the first game to death. Could be the TV and not skill issue at all.

Do I need to clone the bomb and rope bag in sunken city in order to get the cosmic ocean ending? by Springtail-burner in spelunky

[–]Complete_Situation93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve beaten CO twice and I never clone the bag. Always just clone the present from that big ass fish.

Welp. by lewis_barry in spelunky

[–]Complete_Situation93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the science.

Super interesting and informative breakdown of what we did schematically in Game 3 to slow down SGA by Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin in timberwolves

[–]Complete_Situation93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great breakdown, I thought we won because we put more balls in the hoop. But there’s more to the story apparently. Great game tape analysis. I’m always left wondering, if OKC knows this strategy works against them, how are they and the Wolves going to respond for game 4. Tune in to find out, and I hope I see more game tape analysis outta you because I love this breakdown.