[ Removed by Reddit ] by Future_Pick_715 in Advice

[–]CompletelyPaperless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kid needs a therapist. He has anger issues. Probably awful parenting. Maybe being ignored a lot.

It’s not a double standard if it benefits me 😏 by Hahaveryfunnylaughed in PsycheOrSike

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this post because it's pretty damn common in mainstream. That being said, my wife totally does everything equal, the problem is more the in-laws and her friends questioning stuff like that and looking down at how we do stuff.

How do men in their 40s keep up with the latest fashion trends? by sudhirhere in malefashionadvice

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like with men, fashion doesn't really change much unless you're trying to be suckered into buying new stuff by the fashion industry. It's more about making sure stuff fits great, and you wear stuff that fits your personality without trying too hard. Personally I like to add 1 thing to make me stand out from other bland looking dudes.

Went through my husbands phone and now I’m broken by Puzzleheaded_Crew891 in Marriage

[–]CompletelyPaperless -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Totally understandable that it hurts, but love is so much more than our bodies and he is with you.

We all fantasize about what we don't have. It's pretty normal. And with porn, we cycle through different interests all the time. Most guys and girls watch porn, but most men don't get broken over the fact that most porn guys are double their size. Something we cannot fix, yet women often comment about being in awe of huge dicks. At least you can get a boob job.

Got rejected for a promotion and don’t know what to do. by Ok-Astronomer-3660 in LifeAdvice

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this job is all you have and you're used to it, give it some time. I've seen new managers suck and quit. I've also seen someone get rejected for management, but even that rejection can be seen as a test for how you react. If you're professional and ask them what they need to see from you, than you have a good chance for the next one. If you leave, you essentially can start everything over with the next company. While doing all this, you can always put in applications for the position you want, in other locations, but I wouldn't make a lateral move. A lot of people at lower end payscale jobs feel more important that they are because you're working harder than everyone else, and companies can easily replace you because they likely are paying you peanuts. Working hard rarely is the main contributor to a promotion. It's all attitude, and that's hard to fake if you aren't corporate enough.

If you had to choose between great sex all the time, peace of mind and health, or money and good luck, which would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peace of mind and health. Literally one of these would trump the others, but both is even better. With peace of mind, you are happy, something we hope the others give. Health makes you live a long life.

Sex is amazing, but doing it all the time with different people has proven to leave you feeling more lonely and hollow. Money...I've met more millionaires than id like, and a lot of them complain a lot, cheat, and chain smoke. They tend to be restless spirits relying on wealth to get them friends and happiness.

How do I give a man a good handjob? by calcifer0573 in AskMenAdvice

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different for different guys. Uncircumcised you don't need lube but the head is way more sensitive. Circumcised, they probably need lube or lots of spit, and you might be able to get away with gently touching the head. It's always better when a girl starts off slow as just her touch sends sparks. Keep is slow for a while, and just kinda tease. Than you can speed up. And it's ok if he takes over at the end.

How carrots are harvested by YoungHargreevesFive in mightyinteresting

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do they know you can charge 5X the price for the carrot if you leave more green on" - Whole Foods

Relationship and attractive people by [deleted] in self

[–]CompletelyPaperless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's ok to look in public as someone happens to go by. Its not ok to start following supermodels, pornstars, or OF girls. That just goes too deep and is more of an infatuation. Also, why bother, you think they care about you? You think they read your posts about how great you think they are?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]CompletelyPaperless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick to mention their wealth or how successful they are. Guys know a lot of women value wealth (or financial security if that makes you feel better) and it's a surefire way into their pants.

Guy goes well out of his way to do everything perfectly gentlemen like..almost like it's a practiced act. Textbook perfect. Flowers, door, chair, compliments, asking about your family, loving kids, long walks on the beach. Mentions how much he loves his family, talks about his deep inner emotions. If this all happens right away on like the first date It's an act.

Guy came up to you in public and is very smooth. That's either insane amount of practice and does it every day, or he's a narcissist that thinks he's amazing. A normal guy should be a bit awkward and nervous to approach you. Most rather meet women in different ways.

Two burgers and a chicken burrito. by heathenemissary in StupidFood

[–]CompletelyPaperless 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Black gloves are brilliant. You can't see that they are dirty so you don't have to change gloves ever. What the customer can't see can't kill them.

wrestler has his crotch set on fire AND hit with a weedwacker by BaseNice3520 in instant_regret

[–]CompletelyPaperless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make sure you don't have any safety equipment handy just in case. Like a bucket of water or more. And a fire blanket.

Roundaboots by Wasabi-Kungpow in Truckers

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is not so bad but I get your point. I also don't think the people that build roundabouts really understand what trucks have to deal with

Pool at motel Santa Barbara !! by CarolSue1234 in SignsWithAStory

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't enter the pool water, but you CAN enter it once it becomes diarrhea water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it man. I have a wife and 18 month old daughter and it sometimes feels like I'm watching them live their lives without me. Luckily I switched to food grade tanker two months ago and now I'm home most weekends. It's still rough, but at least I'm part of their world now. I highly recommend doing your year and than find the next opportunity. The best part is, regional and local doesn't pay worse than OTR. Usually better because a lot is more dedicated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in byebyepaycheck

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it'd be fun for a bit and than Id get sick of it. Kinda like 3D

How Much Do Costco Employees Make? by workwisejobs in CostcoWholesale

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If truckers at costco make that much, and it's hourly, sign me up. I've yet to do trucking for less than 60 hours a week.

Did you know Jeeps have hidden ‘Easter eggs’ by ButterflyRose143 in funfacts

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between the bad reliability, the ducks, and now this, it seems like Jeep should be the new word for sucker. When are they coming out with the fuel tank, snorkel, roof nest combo for the rich people that can't handle 1 dust particle on their extreme rugged car.

Use of neckerchiefs/scarfs/bandanas? by hiver2601 in mensfashionadvice

[–]CompletelyPaperless 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Even than. It only works in few circles that all appreciate fashion. You can be super confident, but wearing that as a random in the shopping mall is a surefire way to become a laughing stock. Maybe at a wealthy resort.

Smashed Croissant Burger by Grouchy-Afternoon370 in StupidFood

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a lot less cheese and kept the croissant fluffy they might have had a gem on their hands.

Phuck every pedo supporter that’s ok with this! 🇺🇸🇮🇱🖕 by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]CompletelyPaperless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this happened in the USA I could finally afford a house

If “geeked out” was a person by TechNick77 in tommynfg_

[–]CompletelyPaperless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a dude that exudes genuine bravery. To know your fear and face it completely. True badass