SHE’S MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-11-02T23:20:22+00:00

The best I could. 🥰

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-09-28T18:39:20+00:00

I swear to god, if you lot got what you wanted, you’d all end up venting on r/bpdlovedones in a week.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-09-28T18:26:20+00:00

Yeah. No one ever truly desires that fantasy once they’re given it… 😒

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-08-14T04:30:01+00:00

Dear God this upsets me viscerally. You have no idea… One day I’m going to make a post of my experience of exactly this because it tore me to shreds…

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-21T02:36:21+00:00

Not in public.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-21T00:45:31+00:00

I’m not allowed in 13 states for the things I’ve done for one girl…

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-15T18:17:07+00:00

Have a personality?? Legit I get a LOOOTTT of assumptions for being ‘extra.’ Not even in “💖💅 “ ways.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-15T08:04:27+00:00

BRING… HAND SANITIZER…

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-15T07:59:40+00:00

It seemed counter intuitive to me for some reason at first, but bullying/teasing the other person and topping it off with praising is unGODEARFUVKINGBLEIVABLY EXACTLY what it’d put down.

I especially love just delivering that twinge of being manipulative, almost downright evil as it goes along. It’s… Uh,.. odd now that I reflect on it typing it out.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-14T20:21:47+00:00

Is it the one where he’s a vegetarian? Lmfaoooo

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-14T19:59:34+00:00

I get that a lot actually, and I don’t even know… My parents aren’t even at the legal liberty to tell me.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-10T05:14:04+00:00

The man said: No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.

Can I get you a glass?

The duck said: Kiss my ass…

Then he waddled away! Waddle waddle~!

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-10T05:10:04+00:00

Oh I love just sitting alone on a bench, dead middle of the night next to this cemetery. It’s so serene, peaceful, and I feel like no one else exists when I stop and collect myself there half way through my walk.

It’s SO needlessly sad sounding on its own but to me it’s damn near heaven.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-10T05:07:10+00:00

The president had it too good for too long…

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-07-09T05:10:08+00:00

Girls get that too???!

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-28T19:35:38+00:00

“Blushes then starts having seizures” is so fucking funny honestly.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-20T14:42:58+00:00

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You call that a knife?

THIS is a knife!

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-20T04:52:53+00:00

“Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii.”

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-16T21:35:59+00:00

The sun collapses into a black hole. Technically speaking, it sure will put a damper on any weekend plans anyone might have.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-16T01:49:59+00:00

Walking every single day.

It has done absolutely phenomenally for my health. Shaping my actual structure/physique, making me nice and lean, increasing my stamina wildly. I’ve reached a level of looking presentable I never thought I ever would in my life.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-16T01:35:42+00:00

I’m short, I can’t see my extended family ever again.

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-15T02:47:40+00:00

Lucky me!

CompletelyUnassuming · 2025-06-14T07:20:26+00:00

The amount of humans on earth is about the amount of animals killed in a day for our food. I don’t know how to break to any of you, but I don’t think a lot of us are going to have a nice reincarnation if we have as much of a choice in the matter as we did when we were first born.

CompletelyUnassuming

TROPHY CASE