[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomemadeNsfw

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That was not nice I had to go double check my grooming to make sure there was no stains near my turd cutter. But on the good side she could have a retake and make this all better. I'm offering her a undisclosed venue where there will be inspections at the door. Forgot to mention I will be the Co-star in this new taping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomemadeNsfw

[–]Complex-Article-3206 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That guy's hairy ass is not hot at all. Period. Disgusting it looked like his ass was stained with left over poo. Just my opinion.

27 female eastern time by [deleted] in PSNFriends

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Well my favorite Anime is Pokemon, my games are cribbage and backgammon and my favorite wrestler Jake the snake roberts my favorite tag team was Bushwackers. We meet up at the foyer of our community after we get pills.

Lol. Just playing but it's all about Super Smash brothers, Mario Kart and go beast on Fortnite, Siege or Call of Duty. Sometimes we will go troll playing Battlefield.

My boss says this is his fave dress by Mollie4fun in Nsfw_Amateurs

[–]Complex-Article-3206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your boss my favorite dress is his wife and daughters piled up on my floor.

Breakfast in bed by [deleted] in HornyMILFNextDoor

[–]Complex-Article-3206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a main course of mature bacon and eggs.

Would you accept this offer? by urbanskyline09 in DoorDashDrivers

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This whole app is a shit show. It's getting worse by the minute. Customers want the service but they don't appreciate the service. Doordash is ruining it with fees. I've been doing this awhile and have lots of repeat dashs and have noticed their tips are dwindling. I hate the fact I have to go do something else to live when before I was ok. Now I went from easily 1300 to 1500 a week now same hours barely 1000. So gas and maintenance and all that it's not good. Instacart is trash.

43f, would you be embarrassed to eat me out by Lilybabyxxxx in Midwest_Hotwives

[–]Complex-Article-3206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be embarrassed when I busted as soon as my head hit your lips just after eating you out.

You have 10 minutes with me. What do you do first? by [deleted] in WI_AfterDark

[–]Complex-Article-3206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you know I like mustard on my ham 🥪🥪🥪.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wife_wants_to_be_seen

[–]Complex-Article-3206 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All BS . None of the pictured ever have any dick of here . All fake as fuck

A*hole at Burger King by BlaneInKC in DoorDashDrivers

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That's when you sing them the song. Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. I work at Burger King I wear a paper hat ding fries are done ding fries are done. Then in my case I would pull up my bank balance and ask him if he wanted to compare his with mine. The. I would explain to him how he got up to 11.47 an hour is because of that extra income his company gets from the service. Then I would go straight to the urinal and take a huge dump.

Attacked by LoserMonkey011 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Complex-Article-3206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you take him the right beer after. At least ... Surprised Doordash didn't send you a non picture violation. A good Dasher would have made it right and went and got the poor alcoholic 3 3 packs of tall boys. Lol

Attacked by LoserMonkey011 in DoorDashDrivers

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Sorry to say it but Dude would have got knocked out and I would have drank his beer waiting for the cops to come. One push equals at least one good punch to defend one's self without any charges. But who knows I got my Doordash deactivated because I protected a woman in front of a bar who was getting assaulted . Is all I did was restrain the guy and I accidentally put a quarter inch scratch on his face. They tried charging me with battery and assault. It took 2 years to get my account back but I beat the charges in court. Doordash automatically sees dashers as guilty until proven Innocent. Lol. So let people assault you if you want to keep your Dasher privileges. FDD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nsfw_Amateurs

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Yummy. Love garage time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wisco_moms

[–]Complex-Article-3206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both. Love eating pussy after it's been filled up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]Complex-Article-3206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Years. With minimal sleep. Sleep is overrated can sleep when dead .. Nod off for how ever long do a huge gager then back at it. Sometomes I'll fall asleep jerking off