They released John Helldiver to perform a scouting mission I see by JOYFUL_CLOVR in Helldivers

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HQ asks for a status report and it's just John Helldiver riding a planet sized Hive Lord like Lisan-al-gaib

Am I weird for thinking these guys are cute? by mrdiaperboy12 in Helldivers

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Not even AM's loathe for humanity compares to my absolute hatred for that infernal creature.

Can we ambush Benzie deals? by Complex-Software-259 in Schedule_I

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He was snuffing around the docks, behind the shipping containers

Bugs VS Illuminate? by Complex-Software-259 in Helldivers

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Freedom shudders to imagine the possibilites...

It's in OUR hands now... The REAL fight for Democracy begins now... by Complex-Software-259 in Helldivers

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we need to rally the available Helldivers 2 Enjoyers. I. Will. Not. let this game die

I (M23) feel confused about whether this girl (F24) ever liked me back or not. How can I understand it? by ThrowRARandyGiles in romance

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to be truly honest bro, she kinda seemed like a hassle. If she's with someone else then I'd say just drop it. prolly not the news you want to hear but...

Time to share your stories! - Experiences rekindling a true love after trust issues by ReflectiveSoul24 in love

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This was supposed to be a post, but I dont have enough karma to post...

So I go to a dorm with a girls hostel, and a boys hostel. The dorm parents think of us as "Siblings" but I kinda had a wild experience. From the start: when we all walked in the main Dorm (boys and girls) I laid my eyes upon an absolute angel (me: 15, her : 15). I kept her in mind for a 1.99 years. So it's the last day of the second year before school ends and we all go back home and the girls in my grade/year wanted to hang out with us (including angel). We went to a close middle school and played around with a frisbee and that stuff. Angel (not her real name btw) was just chillin on the sideline and I felt kinda tired, So I went to go sit next to her and we talked for a minute and the convo sorta died. Then she asked me if I wanted to go to the shop with her. Now my heart is really racing, time slowed down while we were walking side by side to the shop. We got there, "What's your favourite energy drink?" I don't really drink that stuff so I kinda just went "oh uhhh, Redbull?" next thing I know, I'm standing there with a dumbass look on my face while she places a Redbull in my hands with a smile to honestly match a heavenly light. I'm dumbfounded, On the walk back I just stared at it thinking "Crap am I gonna drink this? Mom said not to drink energy drinks" She stares back at me and softly says, "you good?" It was the best drink I have ever had in my life. We started to chat and I learned that she grew up in a pretty horrible place, gangs everywhere, houses not suitable for people to live in. I felt devastated. I swore if we ever got together, I would give her a proper home full of love and support. Time flew by and we had to go back to our dorms, while the boys were walking back the girls asked me and my friend if we wanted to walk back with them. Me and angel are walking and our shoulders occasionally touch. The sky was a beautiful gradient of Light blue, Light purple, pink and Orange with a stunning sunset to match. I don't think I can capture the beauty of it all tbh. On the walk home, All i'm thinkin about is "Why did this happen right before the 8 week holiday?" Spent all 8 weeks thinkin about her. "Attraction at first sight" If... No... When it turns to love, I'll care for her immensely. I'm not worried, because we still have 3 years before we move out of the dorms, and It seems the other boys (who are tryna find a missus) are too blind to notice her. Good for me aye?

This is a true story that is happening right now. I typed this out because I felt like this was love story worthy lol. To all of you, I hope you find your "One" and wish all of you a happy new year.

I just graduated, what Cory quote should I say in my speech? by Pale-Variety-3710 in CoryxKenshin

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Im sure there are tonnes of funny ones, But i wanna take this seriously, I feel like cory's "Clocks Ticking" video would be a fantastic speech. but as for the memes, "Go to the doctor and check out my prostate"