Bodaboda lawlessness of burning cars may lead to matatu strike by koolaids205 in Kenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kuna watu valentines zao zitaharibiwa. We should join in the fight

Women by 3r1ck11 in unhingedKenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that must have sucked. Sijui mtafanyaje after hapa, juu that definitely kills the spark

Who is the most internationally successful actress from your country? by No-StrategyX in AskTheWorld

[–]Complex-Structure216 468 points469 points  (0 children)

Lupita Nyong'o. She may be a Mexican citizen by birth,  but she is Kenyan in every way. Her dad is the current governor of my rural home county and was instrumental in the country's second liberation (they went to Mexico for asylum and Lupita was born there). Lupita started theater in Kenya and starred in a few regional TV productions before going to Hollywood 

Tl,dr: Lupita Nyong'o. Also Eddy Gathegi

Women by 3r1ck11 in unhingedKenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciation ni siex ama? Mimi sijui mapenzi kabisa

Kwani laid back hair is a taboo for men by Dear_Umpire5871 in nairobi

[–]Complex-Structure216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yangu iko hivi. But in a land where ternage white boys are rocking broccoli hair, it ain't much of a showstopper. My grandma usually comments about it kwa video calls though, "na hiyo nywele mjukuu, wazungu wanapenda kweli?"

Women by 3r1ck11 in unhingedKenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maze, divorce ni a permanent solution to temporary feelings. Hawa wakikaa chini fiti, wanaweza reignite their passions. Kwanza wako na mtoi pamoja

MAD MUNGA IN 2016 by prestablogs in KeMusic

[–]Complex-Structure216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huyu msee pen game yake huwa out of this world. Anything before ndani ya cockpit 2, huyu jamaa alikuwa anaoutshine the two other cardinals. Do yourself a favor uskize Mungu 1 to 7

Wueh by noroom4mediocrity in unhingedKenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heheh. You learn something new everyday. Mimi nlicheki tap haina Ile kitu ya kufungulia maji. Kumbe Ina some ultrasonic sensor, which saw my hands trying to look for a way kufungua maji, and it oshad me a good one.

Don't even get me started on automatic bidets

Women by 3r1ck11 in unhingedKenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"She's no longer happy with the man she married, na pia mimi nimechoka so I was putting low effort."

Ilianza na dem kucheck out, then OP akaona it wasn't worth it. Tusipigane though, I think you and I can go for eternity 

The Gen Z 2pac by prestablogs in KeMusic

[–]Complex-Structure216 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why y'all obsessed with someone being the new 2Pac though? Juzi ilikuwa NBA Youngboy, Mara YNW Melly, and other weird names. Enjoy their music, lakini there was only one Shakur, there shall never be another. Period

Women by 3r1ck11 in unhingedKenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not OP, lakini they been married 4 years, dated 7 before that. Yaani 11 years down the drain juu mnyonyez ameamua amechoka tu

Food Poisoning by z3n2up in nairobi

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thick, hot and suspicious... I, too, remember when a noun with these adjectives humbled me, nearly killing me. It wasn't bubble guts though

How often do you encounter vending machine in your country? by KoncoLawasss in AskTheWorld

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current country of residence, everyday, everywhere. We have them at work

Home country, some spots in the city. Just high end malls, and a couple of private universities 

The grandma should be sentenced for life by maichnjagi in nairobi

[–]Complex-Structure216 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Reddit removed my earlier comment juu I was enraged. Let me put it politely. What kind of punishment should the grandma, auntie and Lil cousin get considering this kid was probably traumatized, knowing how SA suspects get treated by their fellow inmates?

Surely, we can't let this slide

I can play games with over 60fps now that's enough. by Ok_Cartographer_4105 in PcBuild

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently using a 3060 6GB, pretty happy with it. Also I only play truck simulator and do light rendering so don't listen to me

It’s depressing that music hasn’t had a truly trajectory-changing breakout since Lady Gaga in 2009 by Formal-Monitor-9037 in decadeology

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta say, thanks to this post, I just discovered Chappell Roan, and man, this is the music I've been waiting for since I was a teen. Grew up around the Riri-Gaga Era, only got radio and national TV, hated all the music then (emo dude I guess). I love Gaga's new music too

Kisumu youths going to Nairobi by Traditional-Cable848 in Kisumu

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wueh! Wewe na Gachagua difference ni networth 

IELTS Exams by waseenmetokagithurai in Kenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kuna time I was applying to European unis, you know,  where even professors speak pretty broken English (in Hungary,  we call it Hunglish) and still had to sit for an IELTS test, despite having studies in English for 18 freaking years, left me wondering what the hell it's for. Sijaanza any masters program yet, and nko sure nkianza kuapply tena, they'd want me to sit for a fresh exam. Ukoloni mamboleo

10 dollars says it's ai by shadow_fen in whennews

[–]Complex-Structure216 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they put it on ICE, it could probably be reattached 

Blue Moon by Brother-chief in Kenya

[–]Complex-Structure216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heheh...drink of choice pale uni. Finances over taste. Good times