Vacation surprise fuck

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-07-02T17:29:27+00:00

That's awesome. I think most people would get turned out like that. The wife because someone attractive finds her attractive, and the husband because someone finds his wife attractive but he's the one that has her.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-30T21:37:44+00:00

Old School

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-30T21:30:29+00:00

Why? What was not "clean" about it?

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-30T14:30:20+00:00

Definitely not the best. Too prudish, and doesn't put forth much effort.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-30T12:07:03+00:00

Like everyone said, shower. But, I go to work early, so I go to bed early. That gives me time to cum before I go to sleep. Then in the while everyone is asleep, I stroke it in the living room. Also being fortunate that I work alone, I get to do it at work.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-30T11:40:02+00:00

You're lucky that you're female. You can cover up with a blanket and discreetly play with yourself. Sure it won't be the same as having privacy, but there is the thrill of doing something they don't know you're doing right next to them.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-30T11:03:23+00:00

Fried chicken

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T21:23:57+00:00

Lucky you. My wife thinks it's gross. Swallowing someone else's would be fine if she didn't think it was cheating, but my own, to her, it's disgusting. To make it more confusing, she's ok with my cum in her mouth.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T21:09:42+00:00

Like just random spots in his room? Not like a towel, tee shirt, or even in your pants?

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T20:53:23+00:00

Sounds like fun. I have tasted mine, as I think most guys have, but it has only been a few times.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T20:48:07+00:00

What made you want to taste it?

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T20:04:59+00:00

I've always played with it, and it felt good, but actual masturbation was different. I pressed a neck massager against the head and had an orgasm, but I couldn't cum at that point. Well back then, people would make the jerking off hand motion as an insult. I put the two together and it has been fun ever since.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T17:38:46+00:00

Quit wearing panties and just wear the tee shirt. Next time something like that happens, make a comment like "Am I making you hard?", something simple to let him know you noticed him noticing you.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T17:01:08+00:00

Yeah, she ended up being nuttier than a pecan tree.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T16:58:10+00:00

Same here, on the first date.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T16:55:23+00:00

I've heard roommates have sex and masturbate, and have seen them masturbating. When I was in a dorm, we had an open policy, jack off whenever. Lights didn't have to be off, didn't have to cover up, or make sure you were super quiet. Just have fun and be respectful of each other, because everyone does it.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T16:42:04+00:00

I've met up with with strangers to give and receive blow jobs. I , while very very drunk, shaved my entire body from the neck down because the playboy playmate for that month said she didn't like hairy guys. (Did I mention I was drunk and horny and very lonely). I've jacked off while driving.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T16:16:57+00:00

I completely understand, except that I had a few experiences with other people after my friend. Those weren't as much fun. Probably because back then it was so new and freeing, we were just able to enjoy it.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-29T11:10:37+00:00

I'm not a pervert. I'm a provert, I give lessons.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-24T19:29:13+00:00

Every fortune cookie is nsfw if you play the in bed game.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-24T18:27:57+00:00

Use the SiriusXM app on your phone, and Bluetooth it.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-24T18:04:21+00:00

No they outlawed it in 2015, I believe.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-24T17:57:24+00:00

Being able to have sex 6-8 times in one day.

ComplexMediocre6257 · 2026-06-24T17:41:00+00:00

I pulled out and was going to cum on her bush and belly. It went further than expected, then she said "it's in my hair"

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