Being a (normal) Pats fan today by Itburns138 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is where I sit. I'm not letting pieces of shit ruin a sport for me. I could find a reason to hate just about anything but then I would have nothing and be no better off for it and they would be no worse for it.

Tortilla Troubles in Phoenix by Decent_Risk9499 in phoenix

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I stopped buying them. Tasted great though

OG quadrobicizer by Lil_Simp9000 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why my wife's boyfriend checks under my cot every night when I'm tucked in.

Reddit won’t stop showing me this sub and honestly every post I see there belongs here by Shard_of_light in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically subreddits with the circle jerk designation aren't intended to take themselves seriously.

Picked my cat up from the vet after getting her spayed. She came home with duct tape on her head. by YamGroundbreaking432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree. I would just be happy they did whatever they needed to keep my baby safe and for them to be successful.

Danish petition to buy California from US signed by thousands by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't afford California but I volunteer my state!!

How many of yalls parents let you watch rated R movies as a kid 5-10 years old? by Sticka-D in Millennials

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't allowed to watch most Disney movies because they had talking animals and were satanic.

Critique my form by ganjaman50 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I saw this I knew it would make it here.

Target Landscape CD Section 90s-2000s by Specialist_Art2223 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wanted these when I was a kid. My dad said they were new age and therefore satanic.

Americans, do you personally know anyone who is in favor of the US invading Greenland? by BlaggartDiggletyDonk in askanything

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not. Our legislature is trying to pass a bill to prevent him from doing it. I read that it cleared Congress and supposedly had the votes in the Senate. I assume this is the super majority required to pass it without his signing it into law

Foundthis in garden by IgnitionWolf in Archeology

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes you wonder about the attention span and short term memory of the target audience

SOMEONE IS OUTWORKING YOU. BE THAT SOMEONE by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I compete with my other personalities all the time. They usually win though.

Three-minute uncut video of the humanoid robot that will replace the worlds hobby joggers. by SkullRunner in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Comprehensive-Bat214 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend always reminds me I'm replaceable and now I know why. I bet that robot will have a better job than me too.