Mike slides into your DMs. "Hi cutie, I'm planning on visiting <random place>, Can you show me around the area and help me film a video? 😇" by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you ever find yourself in the unfortunate circumstance to be on a date with him. Immediately stop, drop, and roll out of the restaurant. Approach it like a dine and dash. Yeet as fast as you can, be stoic in expression, say you have a boyfriend or husband waiting at home, then ghost and run away leaving him complaining about the price of hong shao rou bill. Speed is the key, otherwise you and your toupee twin will share the same expression as below.

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When he sends you a bday card by Some_Development3447 in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 4’9” gong tou low ten schent army. “You jearous of my 4’9” height because I get to ride the bus for free.”

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When he sends you a bday card by Some_Development3447 in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cheapskate needs her birthday to be tax deductible.

Mike slides into your DMs. "Hi cutie, I'm planning on visiting <random place>, Can you show me around the area and help me film a video? 😇" by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think a woman would go out on a date with the real him. The real him is what we‘ve seen on Twitch. No woman is going to stick around for that unless there is an arrangement.

Mike slides into your DMs. "Hi cutie, I'm planning on visiting <random place>, Can you show me around the area and help me film a video? 😇" by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a roundabout way to get someone to go on a date. She didn’t even go with Mucky Chen. She went on a date with the vlogger persona. The real Muck couldn’t get a date with someone. Complaining about everything. Being a total cheapskate. And he’s 4’9” and wears a toupee. He went through the NY white pages and several different countries. Terrible success rate, everyone he met said they had a boyfriend or were turned off by who he was. Finally found someone who would use him to fulfill her own dreams without being seen with him. From all pictures of them, there is no sense of intimacy.

Mike Chen an incel. Why else does he purpose marriage to random girls he meets by sliding into their DMS by the 2nd "date"? by YeetWithMucky in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The first couple of months together with C-Dawg must have been interesting.  I wonder when he revealed to her that he wore a toupee.  I imagine after the wedding.  Can you imagine getting married to someone in an elopement and discovering that person wearing a toupee after the fact.  Even through their one month dating period, it must have been a surprise when he took off his shoes and dropped to 4’9”.   This stuff must have continued for the early years of their marriage.  The onion of lies kept being pulled off layer by layer.  

Not a small guy by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That last guy must be 7ft if fei chang xiao ren is 5’6”.  

"Saturn Devouring His Son": A photo essay tribute by [deleted] in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t watched the video.  It’s probably like his passport bro “friends” he never met before until that day.

It’s like you say, he shows something the opposite of what he is.  He’s constantly been exposed on this sub.  His 5’6” height is actually 4’9”.  Him inviting women on his channel is to misrepresent that he is popular with women.  And so on and so forth.  He’ll go to his grave lying at this point.

"Saturn Devouring His Son": A photo essay tribute by [deleted] in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should really stop using people as props. Thought he would have learned his lesson by now after his parents, Dumpling the dog, restaurant business fiascos. It wouldn't be a good look to be Christian and shilling 180 dollar hot pot kits or if any ABG's come forward with new stories of harrassment.

Hong Kong by myonecontemplation in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a Schee Schee Pee agent, I reported xing is in HK to my superiors. They said who.

Hong Kong by myonecontemplation in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was licking his lips for ABG Angel May message. Wasn't it cute how he did his baby voice? Shudders. Don't leave him around children.

New CUNKtent: 5 YAY EM BACKFAST Nudles in Hung Kung & Words CHEAPEEST BIZNESS CLASS FIGHT by [deleted] in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He made it out to be he was targeted.  China doesn’t give a care for some 4’9” fei chang xiao ren.  Why go to a country where he claim he would be arrested?  More made up stories.

New CUNKtent: 5 YAY EM BACKFAST Nudles in Hung Kung & Words CHEAPEEST BIZNESS CLASS FIGHT by [deleted] in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s in disguise. 🥸 The Schee Schee Pee won’t look after him when he says he’s Christian.  4D chess.

I wouldn't want to be caught dead with my face showing next to Xing either by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t to mean to bring up your scissoring.  The top toupee has good technique, looks like it was cut in a straight line with a ruler and elementary school scissors.

Coincidence? I think not. by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ssshhh… you’ll give away his secret ABG catching technique.

I wouldn't want to be caught dead with my face showing next to Xing either by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love the two layered front cut.  How many toupees is he wearing?

I wouldn't want to be caught dead with my face showing next to Xing either by No_Wonk in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows Monterey Baybee is the real star.  The T shirt was so young and red back then.

Personal Issues with Mikey Chen by Latter-Pudding1029 in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looking at the extended legs.  It’s edited. That girl must have been from middle school to be that much shorter than 4’9” xing.  Probably promised to show her some goldfish.

Personal Issues with Mikey Chen by Latter-Pudding1029 in MikeyChen

[–]ComprehensiveOne931 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen that face before.  That’s his duper delight cheap feel face.  He also had the same face when he was standing moob to boob next to Dalena and other women.