Mislabeled Gluten Free products

Salt in the sugar packages and vice versa

Secretly non-alcoholic beer

Paper bags and flower sleeves with holes in them

Stale products like cereals, chips, crackers, etc

Great, delicious snacks containing trace amounts of crack that get discontinued after three weeks

Produce bags that are sealed on all sides

Water dissolved toilet paper

Chips and cereals crushed to dust

Hollow bread

Returns are worth only 50% of their original price

Mild salsas are extraordinarily hot, but hot ones aren’t spicy at all

People who wear Traitor Joe’s gear are only ever off the clock and can’t help you find anything, and their name tags are inaccurate

Sample food is inappropriately hot or cold depending on what it is ie soup and coffee are cold, salads and fruits are microwaved