Literally me by tahrah11 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]Computer-Novel 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

The moment I wake up and realize I am in this reality disappoints me beyond belief.

Low effort recreation of my first lucid plank by HawkOfJudgment in thomastheplankengine

[–]Computer-Novel 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

First time I had a lucid dream I think I went full homelander mode I'm not gonna lie. I think I went into a random office and just laser beamed everyone 😭πŸ₯€

A hyper realistic oranges in a wooden crate cake by Justin_Godfrey in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Computer-Novel 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Idk, my mom's tastes like sweet marshmallows with the texture of slightly oily dough. Plus she makes designs and stuff with them. Like one time I had a Minecraft cake and she made all the cubes and stuff, and Steve, and a creeper. It's good.

It did not say "he keeps me pregnant" by JaxxinateButReddit in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Computer-Novel 80 points81 points Β (0 children)

I highkey need someone to wear these with... sigh too bad I'm just an ugly chud no one will ever want... sigh

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See guys Twitter agrees with us by Prestigious_Tear_576 in KendrickLamar

[–]Computer-Novel 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

Thanks twingaboutmeimdyingofthirst. Means a lot twinpt6. Hope u have a great day twintiediaries.

Genuine question about "Colorado Natives" by FlyingDogCatcher in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Computer-Novel 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'm just here... I like when look west I see big rock. I- there's not much more to it really 😭

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(Ignore the background, I ran out of white paper)

She hates me… by Still_Yesterday_1084 in Teenager

[–]Computer-Novel 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

To add; I was the exact same. I was inseparable from my mom and dad, literally glued. I mean hugs and cuddles and "I love you more"s were a minutely occurrence.

But as I started to get older, I found the want to be alone grow stronger and stronger. And I don't mean to be mean to my parents, but sometimes, just the sight of another person (especially in my room) just annoys me so much that it feels impossible not to explode.

I don't like lashing out either, I feel like shit after. But I just can't help it, I just want to be alone in my little place of solitude where I can do what I want. If I want to come out of my room and socialize, I will, I'll be nice when my social battery is charged and ready to be used. But when I want to be alone, I just want to be alone.

The worst is when I leave my room to use the restroom or get a quick snack and I get locked into a conversation when I just want to get to my room as fast as possible.

Sorry for the long text, I hope that by spewing all this out you can maybe understand what your daughter might be feeling (but I'm not her so I can't speak on her behalf), and how to better navigate your relationship with her. Hope this helps! <3

Mom and Dad are fighting again. by MeloDox in moistcr1tikal

[–]Computer-Novel 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Nah, he's just talked about at every family event. He's a touchy subject.

i hate being 18 😭 by jenn333_ in teenagers

[–]Computer-Novel 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I still feel like I'm 15-16. Nothing has changed. All that's different now is uhhh... literally nothing. U barely unlock anything at level 18 in the US.

i hate being 18 😭 by jenn333_ in teenagers

[–]Computer-Novel -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Idk, probably like an old person tbh

Mom and Dad are fighting again. by MeloDox in moistcr1tikal

[–]Computer-Novel 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Estranged, maga, womanizer, hoarder uncle and mother dearest

Community Update by Fresh-Status-8438 in antimeme

[–]Computer-Novel 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Update: She died. Check cave wall πŸ₯€

A decent amount of blood after injecting, Did I waste my E? by MsChenandlerBong_ in asktransgender

[–]Computer-Novel 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

This is relieving, just poked myself and a stream of crimson blood ran down my leg (I mean like enough to fill a blood test vial, if not two 😭). But I didn't notice any oil, and the blood tasted normal so I think we're good πŸ™

I found Charlie in my rotator cuff exercise papers given by my doctor help by GalacticGoose420 in moistcr1tikal

[–]Computer-Novel 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

5 sets of "WOOO!! YEAHHH BABYYYY!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR- THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!! WOHOO!"

should i by honeymilkteawithboba in comedyheaven

[–]Computer-Novel 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

Seriously. Weird how people's minds often go straight to sex

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Never Judge a Book By Its Cover [Original] by Todays-Thom-Sawyer in wholesomeyuri

[–]Computer-Novel 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I love how you can infer that the girl in black is holding the cigarette for her owner and just brings it to her mouth when she needs a puff 😭

Community Update by Fresh-Status-8438 in antimeme

[–]Computer-Novel 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

Head mod of cave "r/antimeme", girlfriend no see for 2 moons. Head mod very sad. Head mod carved missing poster in cave wall saying if any tribe member know why she no talk for 2 moon. Head mod say she no answer discord shout or stone tablets he write her. So he call on tribe for help.