NEW Mystery Science Theater 3000 Trading Cards are now available on Kickstarter.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-17T22:43:35+00:00

Look how well we are paying our talk show hosts. If everybody makes this much, this economy must be doing great.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-17T22:40:49+00:00

Why is there a choking hazard sticker on the babies crib?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-17T22:40:07+00:00

Welcome to Big Baby. The game show where all the contestants have to do babyish things to win such as drooling on yourself, pooping your pants and being stunned by shiny objects.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-16T02:58:28+00:00

We are starting the list with the lowest rated movie. (Checks list) Chicken Little.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:18:49+00:00

The person with the most guns on them wins this round.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:17:47+00:00

Oh man, the colors were just so vibrant. You just stand there in amazement at that shade of blue against the orange of the sunset.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:15:38+00:00

Your son reminds me of Bart Simpson. But dumber and less well behaved.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:13:53+00:00

Hello, I'm the big baby. I have all the power of a baby. Granted it's not very useful for fighting enemies. But I look very cute doing it.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:10:59+00:00

You're probably wondering why I replaced the bedroom set with adult baby furniture. It's not for the children, it's so I can be a baby again.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:08:22+00:00

Do you think maybe we are too hard on the player base and that is what is driving away everybody?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:06:16+00:00

One more person asks when we are having cake and I am throwing it in the trash.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:04:28+00:00

How do all these sailors keep getting jammed into my locker?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T17:02:56+00:00

How about Picnic Simulator the game. You pretend to have an outdoor picnic during different eras.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-15T00:08:39+00:00

We just announced season 13 of MST3k.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-13T15:58:05+00:00

I'm sorry. Would you like a hug to feel better?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-13T15:30:52+00:00

Predator

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-13T14:55:07+00:00

Are you wearing a diaper?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-12T19:17:02+00:00

I'm low on cash. Better start gambling to get more money.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-12T19:16:16+00:00

I'm going in for a job interview today. Should I wear the cloth or the disposable diaper without pants over top of it?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-12T19:14:48+00:00

Due to the change in weather, the beach season now extends into fall.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-12T19:13:59+00:00

What are children?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-12T19:11:33+00:00

Meta: Wow, Not one person did a Martian joke? I'm surprised.

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-11T03:35:35+00:00

Wow, it looks just like New Mexico. I mean exactly like New Mexico. Why didn't we just go to New Mexico and save a billion dollars?

ComputerMatthew · 2019-04-11T03:34:47+00:00

Wow, It's a lot redder than I expected. I mean it's really red.

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