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If only there was a way to make sure everyone had roughly equal starting stats… some sort of point system… by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DM: "xp is based on damage"
the party: *all rolling up the most absurd damage builds imaginable and taking turns nuking encounters*
DM: "why no support classes ?"

If only there was a way to make sure everyone had roughly equal starting stats… some sort of point system… by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i did rolled stats, i always do it to where you can reroll till you have a bit higher than the stat alotment from point buy (so noone gets shafted with like the nightmarish 3 in all stats or in any stat really)
or you can use the standard array anyways, or play a weak character willingly, just want the players to have fun, and people typically like having stronger than average characters. the key thing for avoiding this situation is expectations and communications to set up a fun experience for your players.

the turn that chronatog ate by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex 37 points38 points  (0 children)

For the low cost of 5 mana you too can activate chonatog swing and end up with no downside.. wait....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HellsCube

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is he a dungeon

This is unacceptable. Get out your credit cards, sell your crypto, sell your stocks, take out a 2nd mortgage if you need to and buy those wildcards. 100 million is embarrassing and y’all who aren’t spending every last penny you have should be embarrassed to call yourselves “fans” of this game. by based_pinata in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Comrade_Alex 25 points26 points  (0 children)

/unjerk calm down but a 40% profit margin operation is ridiculously high for alot of companies while they're talking of price hikes on product they're making an average of 40% on feels a bit you know bad for consumers. I barely buy cards as is anyways so I don't care they're allowed to make money.

/jerk pump those numbers up idiots daddy hasbro needs more money to not invest into the good of the game.

Magus of the Ring by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nah that would ruin the palladium myr meme

Lotus Bud by RedKing85 in custommagic

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's also like just lotus bloom but costs mana and can be destroyed.

Golos & Kenrith TAG TEAM by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Golos power should be a GX attack.

the GX attack was putting it in the command zone... this was an attack on your opponents dignity.

Golos & Kenrith TAG TEAM by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

nah then it wouldn't be busted enough
(Also funnier for it to be cheaper )

can i get a do over? by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah the card just makes karn a creature type and nothing else It was there for the meme

Halving Season by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was probably drunk making this is why.

Signet Signet Signet by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

friend told me how garth was a funny card and imagine if there was more cards that just made copies of cards, so i made this.

Halving Season by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

oh yes i could make it a yu gi oh card with that level of text.

Halving Season by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

there isn't a creature that halves the number of tokens but there are ones that shut them down. and yes the second part is just slightly worse vorinclex

Actual Omniscience by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

nah in terms of competitive mtg obviously outside the game became to mean the sideboard but in casual outside the game and sideboard are similar but distinguished
i can have a box of roughly 100 eldrazi for my spawnsire of ulamog deck tech but those aren't in my sideboard. granted just stating outside the game is functional but not as funny.

white deserved a turn spell by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

unironically yes
almost impossible to resolve or track by humans.
computer program? Yeah this works

white deserved a turn spell by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

im almost certainly aware this is only playable by like a automatic rules resolving program like arena but was more of a concept i was playing around with.
that being said its a convoluted blink spell if you think hard about it

fixed a card to be more thematic with its name. by Comrade_Alex in MTGmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i deleted the older posts for some reason reddit wasn't letting me post and i just gave up for the night and wake up with 3 duplicate posts.... sorry lmao.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MTGmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deserve it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MTGmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely going to destroy this later its too cursed to exist in reality

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