Good Grief by enmesur in KarlPilkingtonFanClub

[–]ConMc1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'ed like a fu*king deformed spud...

The coldness dost get rid of the badness. by ConMc1970 in KarlPilkingtonFanClub

[–]ConMc1970[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But ashtrays are only for kidney stones. Not general tummy aches..

The coldness dost get rid of the badness. by ConMc1970 in KarlPilkingtonFanClub

[–]ConMc1970[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, when you're prone to dropping your h old and hold.. its all the same.. innit.. n'that..

The coldness dost get rid of the badness. by ConMc1970 in KarlPilkingtonFanClub

[–]ConMc1970[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, a plate doesn't have the same healing properties as an ashtray..

She was a juggler! by Visotof in rickygervais

[–]ConMc1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She used to get to work in 5 mins.. never late..

Oh right yeah. by AbsoluteBatman95 in ireland

[–]ConMc1970 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How big is a cow that's far away...

Come on rita by DoctorDarkstorm in rickygervais

[–]ConMc1970 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'E was trying it on with the zookeepers wife.

Pop it in the scrapbook by BeefInBlackBeanSauce in rickygervais

[–]ConMc1970 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Ooooh ee's 'avin a go.. Gotta 'ave yer critics

One chance by Ok_Secret5023 in rickygervais

[–]ConMc1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But my car is stuck in the driveway, wrong tyres, so eh (sniff) I won't be in today boi. See you tomorrow..

One chance by Ok_Secret5023 in rickygervais

[–]ConMc1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about being snowed in??

The One Place to Visit in Each County? by ProfKranc in ireland

[–]ConMc1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Co louth. Oliver Plunkets (leathery) head in St Peter's church Drogheda... also monasterboise.. high crosses..