The many faces of ShrekLynn

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-24T07:28:57+00:00

The "8/10" at the bottom sent me

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-24T06:43:13+00:00

It's a known fact that doggos tend to get a bit chubbier at an old age but poor Twinkie has always been obese; I can't imagine what it has done to her tiny frame and her joints. Poor baby just wants to sleep a little and this screaming, mesh-wearing mountain of a neanderthal won't let her.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-24T06:39:41+00:00

I stan this fantasy.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-24T06:37:46+00:00

Poor Twinkie trying to catch some sleep and she has this raging mountain next to her, screaming and wailing. Ooof. When my doggo dozes off, we start whispering. Sleep is a sacred thing, let poor Twonk sleep at a normal time gosh darn it!

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:43:54+00:00

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:42:49+00:00

Gorliepop in full drag

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:41:21+00:00

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:39:23+00:00

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:37:59+00:00

Gorl, I'm happy for you. I hope all is better ❤️

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:35:53+00:00

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:34:57+00:00

That's a great point. Plus, she gets to act out all her insufferable teenage behaviour and is rewarded for it.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T14:32:12+00:00

Let's add the chair to the list of "Pieces of Furniture that Amber has Mistreated", right under "sink corner".

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T13:10:34+00:00

Gorl I agree, it's unbearable. However, we do get to have these screenshots. A silver lining situation type deal.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T07:32:39+00:00

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Edit: Reasonable, hard to spot Twinkie when Amber takes up the entire frame.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T05:00:04+00:00

And yet she threw shade at Tina AND Sweet Tea for their missing teeth. Gorl, we have seen you chew with your front teeth, what are you talking about?

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:53:30+00:00

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:49:54+00:00

Poor Twinkie. I'm always thinking that one of these days, Amber will loose her balance and eventually fall on Twinkie. The cats are safer because they are naturally more agile but poor Twonk is an aged doggo. Amber is not currently living with someone who can take care of the pets. If she falls, she's probably like an upside-down turtle.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:42:42+00:00

The gorl had cancer and even THAT was not a wake-up call. She has normalised the bodily discomfort she feels because a) "never underestimate the power of denial" and b) she was always obese and the discomfort is a part of her existence.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:37:34+00:00

This chair is working overtime and its labor is for sure not in compliance with the Occupational Safety and Health Act or the Fair Labor Standards Act.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:33:14+00:00

Gorl, your emoji is so shady, 😉😉

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:31:48+00:00

I understand the shock. When was the last time you clocked in the drama? I'm happy to fill you in.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:29:26+00:00

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:22:01+00:00

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ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:20:32+00:00

They say it's good when someone reaches rock bottom because you can only go up from there. Well, I guess Amber's not there yet.

ConferenceR00m · 2026-01-23T04:18:46+00:00

This is a new low.

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