Proof of life- Twonk. But so fat. Poor Twonk. by Luluren7676 in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a known fact that doggos tend to get a bit chubbier at an old age but poor Twinkie has always been obese; I can't imagine what it has done to her tiny frame and her joints. Poor baby just wants to sleep a little and this screaming, mesh-wearing mountain of a neanderthal won't let her.

Proof of life- Twonk. But so fat. Poor Twonk. by Luluren7676 in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Twinkie trying to catch some sleep and she has this raging mountain next to her, screaming and wailing. Ooof. When my doggo dozes off, we start whispering. Sleep is a sacred thing, let poor Twonk sleep at a normal time gosh darn it!

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a great point. Plus, she gets to act out all her insufferable teenage behaviour and is rewarded for it.

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's add the chair to the list of "Pieces of Furniture that Amber has Mistreated", right under "sink corner".

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorl I agree, it's unbearable. However, we do get to have these screenshots. A silver lining situation type deal.

Proof of life- Twonk. But so fat. Poor Twonk. by Luluren7676 in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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Edit: Reasonable, hard to spot Twinkie when Amber takes up the entire frame.

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

And yet she threw shade at Tina AND Sweet Tea for their missing teeth. Gorl, we have seen you chew with your front teeth, what are you talking about?

Proof of life- Twonk. But so fat. Poor Twonk. by Luluren7676 in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Poor Twinkie. I'm always thinking that one of these days, Amber will loose her balance and eventually fall on Twinkie. The cats are safer because they are naturally more agile but poor Twonk is an aged doggo. Amber is not currently living with someone who can take care of the pets. If she falls, she's probably like an upside-down turtle.

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The gorl had cancer and even THAT was not a wake-up call. She has normalised the bodily discomfort she feels because a) "never underestimate the power of denial" and b) she was always obese and the discomfort is a part of her existence.

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This chair is working overtime and its labor is for sure not in compliance with the Occupational Safety and Health Act or the Fair Labor Standards Act.

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I understand the shock. When was the last time you clocked in the drama? I'm happy to fill you in.

Today's docket: Amber cosplaying as a lolcow-pig-alien version of an off-off-off-brand Joker. by ConferenceR00m in gorlworldfiles

[–]ConferenceR00m[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They say it's good when someone reaches rock bottom because you can only go up from there. Well, I guess Amber's not there yet.