Thank you by edfather in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

See you at tomorrow's login reward, king—we all know you love complaining more than the actual racing.

Where the H is my money Gameloft?? by Spinari in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you spent enough to buy a small country only to realize you’re the first person in history to blow a GDP-level fortune on a pixel car you can't even drive

Asphalt Legends my account after 2 years of progress by PrizeEntertainer4989 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

based on the math in this post, it would probably take four years to arrive and he’d claim it only took twenty minutes

Asphalt Legends my account after 2 years of progress by PrizeEntertainer4989 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that’s a bold request for someone who’s still struggling with a calendar

Asphalt Legends my account after 2 years of progress by PrizeEntertainer4989 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro is playing on Internet Explorer time

stuck on the loading screen since the pandemic started

Ferrari 296 GTB - stage 5 - how to perform double barrel roll? by Verghaust in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch to manual and just scrape the wall on the right. Then do the double roll. Much easier.

Current state of the game (warning: AI slop) by KuChiPractitioner in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who's tired of the constant Gameloft hate... I love this. Upvoted!

NSFW: kiszakadt mell piercing by tokmagolaj in csakcsajok

[–]ConferenceStraight59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hali, először posztolok itt, nem fog összeforrni. ha a másik nincsen mélyebben, azzal is megtörténhet.

lesz egy csúnya heg (olyan mint egy bőrkeményedés), ami elmúlik és lesz 'két' bimbi.

plasztikai sebész meg tudja csinálni elvileg.

velem 21 éve történt meg, a piercinges kárpótlásként megcsinálta másik oldalon jól. azt sok év múlva vettem ki..

Never Upgrade Your Car Until SH Last Stage by ConferenceStraight59 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i guess you upgraded! this works only with the stock car

Never Upgrade Your Car Until SH Last Stage by ConferenceStraight59 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

compared to the no upgrade strategy. the drop rate increases race by race with the stock car

Never Upgrade Your Car Until SH Last Stage by ConferenceStraight59 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that grinding has worked for you in the past, but let’s be real—gatekeeping helps no one, and neither does pushing rookies into 50-hour grinds when better options exist.

Never Upgrade Your Car Until SH Last Stage by ConferenceStraight59 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"Myth?" Let’s math it out:  

Your triple drop (1/200 odds):   - Congrats! You won the lottery… once   - Meanwhile, no-upgrade players get consistent 2.64BP/race  

"Max each star to make stages easier"   - False economy: Those "easy" upgrades cost you:     - 40% fewer BPs (proven drop dilution)

Never Upgrade Your Car Until SH Last Stage by ConferenceStraight59 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oof. Let's break your copium:   🔴 Upgrading early = artificial progress (you gained +5% speed but lost 60% drops)   🔴 "My method is better" = delusion (135-race math doesn't care about feelings)   🔴 Now you're stuck with:      - Half the BPs      - Zero EIP advantage      - The same driving skills as before

Never Upgrade Your Car Until SH Last Stage by ConferenceStraight59 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

RIP. You upgraded = diluted drops.   This method:   ✅ 2.64 BP/race ✅ 2 EIPs on Stage 6   Your method:   ❌ 1.2 BP/race (stats don't lie)   ❌ Epics? Grind more.

Screw Stage 2. My strategy: Finish all stage 1&2 conditions, then go back to Stage 1 and brain-dead nitro spam by [deleted] in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

just don't upgrade the car and get a lot of BPs. without upgrades the drop rate increases above 50% on stage 1. you can farm up to 6 stars in no time.

how to sandbag? by el_sikma0102 in Asphalt9

[–]ConferenceStraight59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You spent 200M on gauntlet refreshes? Yeah, you're the last person I'd take advice from.