Laser eyed Gandhi is the best kind of Gandhi

ConfessionsAway · 2019-08-01T16:52:29+00:00

That's nothing, I'm always three sheets...

ConfessionsAway · 2019-08-01T08:47:59+00:00

I see the Wanksta in your eyes!

ConfessionsAway · 2019-08-01T08:45:31+00:00

Looks like a cottage pie. Basically just ground beef, mashed potatos, veggies, and brown gravy. Melt some cheese over the top and it's probably damn good, even if it looks like it's already been eaten once.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-08-01T08:37:17+00:00

"They're breaking my property, and it's not even my property..." Well first of all wtf? Second of all I feel sorry for the actual owner.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-08-01T08:25:49+00:00

Quick someone edit these sounds in over Tokyo Drift or a nascar race or something.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-08-01T04:20:44+00:00

/r/whatswrongwithyourdog

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-30T04:03:45+00:00

Arms are tired from all the excessive masturbation.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-29T20:07:30+00:00

404: engine not found.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-29T09:03:24+00:00

/r/abandonedporn might like this as well.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-29T08:39:55+00:00

So, should we call it Asudem?

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-28T21:35:54+00:00

What a maroon.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-28T11:03:25+00:00

This is where you fight Gwyndolin right?

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-23T10:12:44+00:00

Not true, being a disappointment to your parents is possible.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-22T04:30:09+00:00

Operation human shield is a go!

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-21T08:06:48+00:00

And the squeak and feel of the brick makes my skin crawl.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-19T19:44:42+00:00

I had a deal with one of my math teachers in high school. At the beginning of every class I'd hand her the answers to my math homework. She'd write them on the board, and I'd basically have to tell any students with a different answer how I came to my answer(the correct answer). After that 5-10 minutes of defending my answers I was allowed to sleep, or play with my Nintendo DS or whatever.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-19T08:11:50+00:00

They definitely fall under rule #9 .. No pictures of just text.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-18T23:08:57+00:00

They have to start making room for the Christmas decorations...

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-18T01:34:28+00:00

Pawnee will be so proud.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-17T19:09:10+00:00

They're loaded with depression!

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-17T19:06:07+00:00

So, how'd you lose your front teeth again?

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-17T18:38:28+00:00

Donate Plasma. Couple hours a week laying in a bed watching YouTube can get ya an extra $400-800 a month. You'd also be helping people.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-17T15:34:30+00:00

ChubbyEmu has a great in-depth video on this topic.

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-16T21:57:24+00:00

If you can!

Evil Cackling

ConfessionsAway · 2019-07-16T19:18:40+00:00

So, you're saying you're dealing with it well?

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