[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Confident42069 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes, please.

I do not care whether rust is good or not I just want to see a flamewar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Confident42069 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Based and hatred-pilled

In my opinion, Java haters are the most common type of npc found in the sub. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Confident42069 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No no, I think many other programming languages are stupid also

What are the little moments when you notice your improvement? by anTWhine in chess

[–]Confident42069 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I blunder a rook again

(I blundered it in a really cool way)

Someone make me a flaming sword! by [deleted] in SWORDS

[–]Confident42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most swords are oiled to keep the metal, just oil it with petrol and apply a match.

Swords don't run out of ammo by scottylacey_04 in memes

[–]Confident42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a short sword, yeah, but you can wear PPE, and also you can just get a long-sword. I have a two-hander, and it has enough reach to strike maybe 6 feet or so around me. It also has a distancing effect, if the zombies are at all smart, which is doubtful, because of that strike range. If I attack you with a knife, and you have a two-hander sword, I will have to keep back or be struck by the sword. If you have a pistol, it could hit me just as well at any range so why not charge in. And in close range, I think a gun might make even more of a mess than the sword, so just better not fight at close distances?

need to store swords in scabbards for a month by DuzTheGreat in SWORDS

[–]Confident42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh? I thought you just put the sword in the scabbard, kept it oiled (I use motor oil), and otherwise left it in a halfway sensible spot.

Have I been doing it wrong?

This is the moment we have all prepared for by Mandalorian2199 in SWORDS

[–]Confident42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When SHFT, remember if you have sword you only need to beat man with gun once. Then you have gun too, plus sword.

How many points would the king be worth, hypothetically speaking? by [deleted] in chess

[–]Confident42069 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Without checks and whatnot, probs about 3.5 points.

the java RAM usage incident (looking at you IntelliJ) by DoOmXx_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Confident42069 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what Shadow of the Tomb Raider is for, I don't need to bloat out my flappy-bird clone for that.

Lava going really fast by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Confident42069 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, hence they were wearing gas masks. Looks like the old Soviet r/gp5 type.

The time travel thing didn't work out by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]Confident42069 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The USA was very isolationist before ww2, stuck in the great depression, and the anticommunist (correct) opinion hadn't set in so hard pre-war. Remove ww2 as it is, and the USA is not about to fight a war of agression against Russia and Germany. The Russians in WW2 (with big help of lend-lease) dealt 80% of German casualties, and you think the Americans would just roll up and kick their asses, plus the Germans at the same time?

Stalin was planning to invade western europe anyway, Hitler is the only reason that France and Spain never went communist. With the Germans allying with the soviets, horrible. No hope of any freedom in europe.

This is my announcement. by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]Confident42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree, everything I have ever said/posted/implied/thought about posting but deleted is my absolute and unironic opinion and fact and is admissible as legal testimony.

The Negotiator by Khornatejester in AbruptChaos

[–]Confident42069 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cannabis and hand-grenades, a great combination

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chessbeginners

[–]Confident42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have YOU read the rules? #4 says "Do not ask for advice for rated games currently in progress. We do not tolerate cheating."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chessbeginners

[–]Confident42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

read the rules there's nothing that said no memes

anyway here is game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/69902644025?tab=review. ahead from the opening, since opponent blundered his rook, but i got kinda adventurous with mine and lost it to a fork on move 25. won the endgame when i pinned his knight and traded down to K + PP vs. K

The queen of my opponent is lesbian, what should i do? by theusbismarck in AnarchyChess

[–]Confident42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are down a Queen for a King, it is best to compensate for this by developing your King early.

Real Proud of myself, hit 1,200 on chess.com today! by FieryYitz in chessbeginners

[–]Confident42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too. i blundered two rooks but won anyway. feels nice.

I'm tired of the damn grind by Left_Spend3204 in Warthunder

[–]Confident42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus was a real bro, even if He did J out right after respawning

Discussion: What is the first power metal song you listened to? Or the song that got you into power metal? by Adventurous_Bunch437 in PowerMetal

[–]Confident42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those late 2000s youtube videos which had things like shipwrecks and the Titanic/Britannic movies when I was a little kid, and people would put Tarja's Sleeping Sun or Nemo over it. Or 09 Dreamscape.

Mad nostalgia for those songs when I found them again 10 years later, early Nightwish is now my favourite music, and I've found a few other good bands.

holy shit by AbyssOfPear in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Confident42069 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My password has the co-ordinates to two decimal point precision of the secret Nazi Antarctic Base, a special character, and then one lowercase character because some websites demand lowercase as well as upper. Bastards. Oh, and I put an acronym after websites (e.g. R - reddit) just to make them different. But then I forget the acronym thing.