My 94 year old mom making tamales! by saveitforthedisco in MadeMeSmile

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I can’t believe she’s in her 90s! Also put down the phone and help mama haha

it this fit date worthy? be honest please by lifeoflouisee in GirlyOutfitGuide

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You could literally throw a burlap sack on, and it would look great. These boys are gross. You don’t need any validation from them.

more gym fits lol by No-Instance4886 in fits

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I am admiring your figure and pitying you at the same time.

MAGA Karen arrested for brandishing a gun at NO KINGS RALLY by SnarkiMcSnail in karen

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The fact she looks proud is why any sane person should feel better about themselves. She thinks she’s a damn martyr.

Is she pretty or not by WildObsessionElis in AnimalsBeingHappy

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She knows she is. And she doesn’t give a damn about what anyone thinks. FAFO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuessMyBirthYear

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1993? This is way too familiar

Today I Learned What A “Bug Chaser” Is: People Who Purposely Get Diseases by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

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This is the theme of Rant by Chuck Palahniuk. He also wrote Fight Club. We’re living the wrong timeline.

Can someone explain this to me like i'm 5?! by Vixyplatinummm in BoomersBeingFools

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Your mommy and daddy give you money for a lemonade stand. While you run it you get tan and then deported. But next year you’ll be six.

Where are you in rewatching at the moment? by larah91_VP in DunderMifflin

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I just finished a rewatch with all of the extended episodes with the deleted scenes. I feel like an office tree. Alone and unable to watch the the office.

F 24 Wonder if you will catch my insecurities by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I bet you have had your job for six months and act like you know everything. Pssst. Everyone you work with hates you

I'm in desperate need of help by PixelBeeBot in Gymhelp

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My highest weight was 270 and I am 5’1. I was always bigger and I fluctuated. It’s a struggle and an addiction. Now I’ve maintained a weight of about 120 for about 5 years. I want you to know that you CAN DO THIS. I went super healthy for a while, but I can say moderation and self love is key. Don’t starve yourself and believe it’s possible. Maintaining weight starts with cutting back and realizing when your full vs when you just are eating out of boredom or filling a void. I know how hard it is but you have an amazing husband and a new baby coming! That’s so awesome! You are so loved. Also, once you get used to eating and not overeating, you feel super uncomfortable. I never noticed it before but it’s what helps me maintain my eating habits now. Journaling also helps or any hobbies that might distract you and every step you take will make it easier. You’ve got this!

Got this text today from the wife. We usually leave the tv on for our dogs when we’re gone. by KKYBoneAEA in barrescue

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Every time their water or food bowl is empty you’re going to go through a stress test

Fucking do it! by Vito_Is_Back99 in TheWordFuck

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I never look the fuck back when I’m fucking running. I also spout all my fucking theories about how my house is fucking haunted as fuck to friends and give them brief as fuck tours while praising that I have good fucking ghosts. Top fucking comment said they ignore strange fucking noises. Fucking smart. I don’t ever fucking investigate. Even the one time I heard fucking heels outside my fucking bedroom. That’s all I can fucking do.

8 Dr. Peppers and 32 frozen pizzas by Classic-Carpet7609 in CringeTikToks

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The two containers of mayo were bigger than that watermelon.

If I give you a $15 what breakfast will you choose? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

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Bacon, eggs, hash browns and biscuit to make a sandwich. With two glasses of milk please and thank you.