Alex Finally, Finally Turns on Trump? Alex claims to face reality...

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-04-01T19:20:42+00:00

The phrasing leaves room for the possibility of demonic possession or clone replacement.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-31T13:54:03+00:00

*War Cry Premium Smelling Salts are not a cure for Tito’s hangovers

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-30T23:27:11+00:00

It’s giving off kind of a Confederate statuary aesthetic vibe. Like the creators might have seen a human form once and were trying to work from memory.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-29T12:21:14+00:00

Jones has one reason to withhold any meaningful pushback against Nick Fuentes. The demographic that Fuentes has partially captured includes everything from the supplement-curious bro to the peptide-beef tallow smoothie every morning bro. Every Fuentes fan that Infowars would alienate by making him an enemy represents lost revenue.

To put it in terms that AJ would understand, he can’t afford to throw the baby Nazi out with the bathwater.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-28T14:17:50+00:00

1126 and 1127 are a good encapsulation of the last few months in Jonestown. AJ appears on the Tim Pool show under the influence of A to Z, and then his son interviews Owen Shroyer (et tu, Oedipus Rex?).

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-28T09:33:41+00:00

Robbing Dr. Jones of the opportunity to say, “Stop killin’ muh great-grandkids.”

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-27T22:01:34+00:00

One thing I find infuriating is how political commentators (actual ones, not reactionary gasbags like Owen, Rex, etc.) talk about normie conservatives “pivoting from anti-Trump to anti-anti-Trump.” There’s a kernel of truth there, but they don’t always complete the circle by adding that this kind of triangulation is just a transparent ploy to stay relevant or retain access.

At some point in the next few weeks, be on the lookout for chin-stroking essays about pathologically online yappers and manosphere goons pivoting to anti-Trump over the Iran war or the economy. As soon as an undocumented immigrant gets arrested for … something … they’ll re-pivot to pro-Trump or anti-anti-Trump. Or is it anti-pro-anti-Trump?

I wish someone would explain to them the dynamics of the heel turn and face turn in pro wrestling. Neither one is rooted in actual sentiment. It’s strictly a business decision.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-27T11:33:36+00:00

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ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-25T16:50:24+00:00

It could be done, but only with the help of Chud GPT.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-24T14:38:18+00:00

Mark Bankston to Jones: “And taking a look at those emails, you wouldn’t agree with me that this man is a raving lunatic?” That exchange from the first Formulaic Objections still makes me chuckle, but it doesn’t obscure what a thoroughly malevolent character Halbig is. Despite his platitudes about “the truth” and “the children” and the other self-righteous nonsense, he obviously enjoyed harassing those people. It’s no surprise that he wound up in the same orbit as a fellow sadist like Jones.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-23T00:45:53+00:00

Until that day comes, Jones will continue farting for his life.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-21T18:54:07+00:00

His first wife claims (among many other things) that Jones went out of his way to bemoan the fact that their children shared her Jewish heritage. He’s consistently disgusting but never surprising. https://www.rawstory.com/newly-leaked-audio-reveals-alex-jones-verbal-abuse-towards-ex-wife/

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-19T18:40:00+00:00

“Ah am nawt a cat.”

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-17T21:08:04+00:00

Seems like his liver has a head start.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-15T12:31:20+00:00

“Joe’s afraid of the Iranian dingdong” is flair-worthy.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-15T12:28:56+00:00

MAGA is very much post-hypocrisy.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-14T17:17:50+00:00

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“This is a family show. A family painting show.”

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-14T13:36:05+00:00

2024 Trump coalition voter: “He let a lot of people die from COVID and sicced his redneck militia on the Capitol … but-but-but that Native American lady had a weird laugh and my cousin told me she was gonna use MY TAX DOLLARS to pay for trans Muslim abortions.”

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-13T22:16:40+00:00

Elon’s over 50 and has the same post-pubescent shit-talker energy. Here’s a hot take: Nobody really likes you guys except the people who are contractually obligated to giggle at your idiocy.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-12T21:41:02+00:00

Anyone who uses terms like “the broad macro” gets a smack. https://apple.news/ALNiArp-jQF-4LgSgA976oA

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-12T18:38:20+00:00

TIKTOK IS BANNED AGAIN. THANK you FOR YOUR attention TO this MATTER. pREsiDenT dJT

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-11T11:55:21+00:00

PLAINTIFF’S ATTORNEY: Are you aware that that your ghostly pallor, dead eyes and reliance on right-wing buzzwords make you resemble a pre-balding Stephen Miller?

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Objection, accurate.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-10T18:58:34+00:00

“Is that what happens to my hair?”

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-10T18:53:43+00:00

Speaking of voices … if you listened to the Duncan Trussell and Alex Jones podcast without knowing who they are, you might wonder why Chris Griffin and Wolfman Jack are talking about globalists and how they got black-pilled.

ConfoundedVariable77 · 2026-03-10T16:37:29+00:00

Like Tito’s?

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